sholio: Westley in The Princess Bride: "Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." (ROUS)
Orion and I watched this last night. I had heard that it was bad. It is indeed very, very bad. However, it actually turns into a much better movie halfway through, for a value of better which is basically that the second half of the movie is one long sequence of people getting chased by dinosaurs through pretty scenery, which is what we all want from a Jurassic Park movie. There are some really nice dinosaur-chase action sequences and some pretty dinosaurs and also some epically stupid plot, but the first half of the movie has the epic stupid but very little of the other two aspects.

Also:

a) I was unprepared for my nostalgia feelings seeing the original trio back together.

b) This movie is actually GREAT original-trio OT3 shipping fodder. The movie clearly thinks it's shipping Ellie and Dr. Sam Neill (sorry, I can't remember his actual name and two hours of movie wasn't helpful at making it stick), but there is at least one nice shippy scene for every individual sub-combo of the three of them.

There is a lot of competition for the stupidest thing that happens in this movie, but one of the main contenders is a scene of such epic, hilarious lack of plausibility that I of course immediately had to go on Youtube and see if anyone had posted it there, which fortunately someone had.

Embedded with spoilery context; also my second contender for dumbest plot development is described with some other spoilers )

This was incredibly dumb, probably not worth seeing in the theater, but absolutely worth watching with popcorn and a laptop to occupy me whenever the dialogue grew too idiotic to bear and no dinosaurs were available to chase anyone.
sholio: Rey and BB8 from Star Wars (Star Wars)
Yes, this is a Star Wars icon, but it has a desert in it.

I enjoyed it, although -100 points for lack of orange-haired, knife-fighting Sting. It's absolutely wild to me how much I remember of the original David Lynch version, because I know I haven't seen it since I was a teenager and I didn't think I had watched it more than once or twice. If you had asked me to describe basically any scene from the original movie cold, I don't think I could have, and yet I remembered nearly all of it as I was watching - allowing for adaptational differences, of course. There were some scenes (e.g. the box scene) where I could even anticipate most of the dialogue.

I had absolutely no idea the new movie wasn't the entire book, though! At roughly the point when I was thinking "Wow, if we're no farther along than this, this must be one heck of a long movie," it just stopped. So, uh, I guess I'll be watching the next one at some point.

It's a pretty movie, although I would have liked more colorful, less generically sci-fi visuals - it's very monochrome, not just because of the desert but also because everyone dresses in shades of black or brown most of the time. (The future apparently spends its budget on floating tactical monoliths and not on paint.) But the visuals are really beautiful other than that, the ornithopters are really cool, and there was genuinely quite a lot of character focus, more than I was expecting. Lots of well-known actors in this, at least known for niche SF things; it was a constant parade of "Hey, it's them!"

Then I looked up the fic on AO3 for both this and the original movie just out of curiosity to see what kind of things people are into, and was amazed that Feyd/Paul isn't the runaway pairing for the original movie. Either fandom was really different in 1984, or it's out there but not on AO3. The dominant pairing? Paul/Jessica. Also kind of a surprise. (The fic for the remake is very unsurprisingly dominated by Paul/Duncan Idaho.)
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Today, for the heck of it, I rewatched the pilot movie of Lexx, a Canadian-German cable sci-fi show from the late '90s/early 00s that I distinctly remember as one of the most bizarre things I've ever watched. I was curious if I would still think that.

The answer is ... yes and no. It is still utterly bananas (details to follow). But it's more evidently a descendant of the general batshittery of 1980s low-budget sci-fi and fantasy. It's very much that kind of thing, just with more comedy and sex.

It is still, however, bonkers. I remember watching the original run of TV movies on VHS tapes from our local indy video store (which had a lot of this kind of thing) and it's definitely got that sort of feel, the "discovered on a dusty shelf of low-budget sci-fi in the back of a video store in 1998" kind of vibe.

It's set in a gothic-Thunderdome space dystopia, a gloomy bureaucracy ruled by an immortal demigod called His Divine Shadow. Most of the tech looks like insects (paging Adrian Tchaikovsky! - visual reference of the main spaceship, a planet-destroying experimental ship that looks like a dragonfly). Most of the characters dress like they're auditioning for an 80s music video. The protagonists - a disgraced prison guard, a half-human-half-lizard space hooker (more on her in a minute), and an undead assassin who is the last survivor of a race of singing space warriors - escape with the ship, more or less by accident, and are catapulted into the Dark Zone, where things are somehow even more terrible than in the space dystopia, but in a whole new way. It's an hour and a half of towering citadels scored with ominous music and built on a budget of $2, sex jokes and boobs, weird hairstyles, and fights set to rock music. There's just enough found-family-in-space character development that I can remember why I liked it, while also remembering why I found it endlessly frustrating, because this show never met a touching moment it couldn't torpedo with a stupid boob joke.

Okay, so ... Zev, the half-human/half-lizard. I feel as if telling you Zev's backstory will give you an accurate idea of what the entire show is like. (Her backstory is also extremely fatphobic, which either didn't register on me in the late 90s, or I had forgotten about.) Zev is from the Wife Bank, raised for the purpose of being a wife, but suffers from a couple of problems - she's mentally noncompliant (stubborn and opinionated), and she is overweight. When she first meets her approximately-12-year-old husband for the first time, he calls her ugly, she punches him in the face, and she's sent to a dystopian prison world for the crime of "failing to perform her wifely duty." She is sentenced to be body-sculpted "beautiful" (read: thin), mentally brainwashed for compliance, and sent to be a sex slave.

This doesn't go as anyone planned when an equipment malfunction merges her DNA with that of a cluster lizard, a vicious reptilian alien predator. She emerges looking human, but is super-strong, can bite off people's faces when they annoy her, and can intimidate the other cluster lizards as a sort of dominant alpha lizard (this mostly involves screaming).

If you feel like you've just gone on some kind of acid trip while reading this, you now know what watching the show is like.
sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
I rewatched Gattaca last night for the first time in years, and yep, except for That One Thing at the end (I'm sure anyone who's seen the movie knows exactly what) it's still one of my all-time favorites, as well as the movie that originally sold me on Jude Law back in the '90s. Although all I can think now is how incredibly young he is. He's a BABY! His face looks so unformed! It's really wild watching it now, because he's just a few years older than me, and I saw this movie around the time it originally came out - probably just a year or two later - so obviously he didn't look that young to me then, because I was ALSO A BABY. I am also having a certain amount of trouble wrapping my mind around the idea that Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman's daughter is all grown up now (she's Robin in Stranger Things).

But yeah, the movie is still lushly beautiful, and thematically very much my kind of thing. As much as I hated Jerome's ending and still do, I can't deny that it was set up from the opening scene with Vincent in the incinerator. This movie is so intricately constructed; it's one of those movies where you keep noticing new things and seeing new ways that even seemingly random details fit into the bigger picture. (The DNA-helix staircase!) I still want my happy OT3 ending though, dammit.

I went looking for deleted scenes on Youtube for the first time ever, and now I really wish they'd kept two of the ones that got cut, the one with Vincent's former boss from his janitor days, and the one with Anton and the detective. The final cut of the movie seems to have gone for a cooler, less emotional tone overall (there's a version of the script floating around out there with a warmer goodbye between Vincent and Jerome, too, including a hug) but I feel like both of these scenes would've given closure to those characters' emotional storylines - the janitor in particular feels like a dangling loose end, and both of these scenes underscore the movie's general themes of people connecting with each other, and helping each other, and being more - and sometimes less - than the sum of their genes.

And also, it's simply a gorgeous movie, with a limited color palette and a very unusual retro-future 1950s aesthetic. I noticed watching it this time that the deliberately retro sets and clothes and cars also make the now-dated 1990s computer tech and lack of cell phones seem less jarring - because it's all like that, and it simply fits in with the overall blend of advanced tech and retro stylings. The movie feels timeless, in a way, like it's floating in time instead of being anchored in either the time it was made or the time it's supposed to be set in (whenever that is).
sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
Also, I cannot even imagine how someone decided to make an animated kids' movie in 2010 and set it to George Thorogood, Ozzy Osbourne, and AC/DC, but rock on, you weird genius.
sholio: Text: "Age shall not weary her, nor custom stale her infinite squee" (Infinite Squee)
I rewatched Megamind while working on comic pages tonight and I still just love that movie so much. I know it's not perfect, but nothing is, and I keep forgetting it was made almost a decade ago. The animation holds up well, the music's great, and aside from the fact that I think we all know I'm a sucker from a redemption arc, I tend to forget just how good the movie's twists are. You can obviously see the general direction that it's going from a mile away, but a lot of the smaller twists along the way are just genuinely really well done and surprising.

Also, I absolutely love this kinda spoilery thing )

I just ... really like this movie, and I always forget how much I like it when I haven't watched it in awhile. I like the way it deals with romance, and heroism, and potential and self-determinism. I appreciate that it doesn't end up on either extreme of "how people treat us determines what we become" or "you can be absolutely anything you want to be" but instead ends up in an interesting middle ground where it's actually a little of both.

... plus, I can't think of any other media I've seen, certainly no other kids' movie, that not only shows that thing where someone who's kind of socially sheltered/isolated tends to pronounce words phonetically because they've never actually heard other people say them, but does it in a sympathetic way.
sholio: sun on winter trees (Avengers-GotG-Starlord with raccoon)
So the fact that I now have a GotG icon probably tells you all you need to know about how I reacted to the movie. I did not go in expecting to love it. I actually was lukewarm on the first one (which, by the way, I am totally buying so I can rewatch it now, because Netflix does not have it streaming, the jerks).

I DID NOT EXPECT TO LOVE THIS MOVIE. AT ALL.

I LOVED THIS MOVIE A WHOLE LOT.

I also think the trailer for this movie (the first teaser trailer, the Fox on the Run one) might be one of the best trailers I've ever seen, because it a) took me from "meh" to really wanting to see this movie, and b) did not actually spoil ANYTHING! I went into this completely unspoiled -- in fact, far less spoiled than I thought I was after seeing the trailer -- and I'm really glad. If watching things nonspoiled is your thing, I think you will enjoy having that experience.

Which means you will not want to click on the cut tag, because ALL THE SPOILERS are here.

All the spoilers )
sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
This is really more a post to mention that I watched Zootopia on the flight home from England, and absolutely adored it. I think it might be my favorite of the various Disney/Pixar/computer-animated movies since Finding Nemo. A buddy-movie about an adult male and female character without a romance in sight, multiple female characters doing stuff and interacting with each other (including some very atypical female characters, like the polar bear drill sergeant, and a main female protagonist who didn't feel stereotyped or sexualized), loads of sight gags and jokes that are genuinely funny (THE DMV OMGGGGG), a plot that hit a lot of unique beats and (to me at least) didn't feel as formulaic as the Pixar-style movies sometimes can ... it was basically just a really fun, distracting movie that hit loads of my character-related happy buttons. Definitely one to be rewatched.

coulda used more h/c though, given the premise

Edit: Movie spoilers in comments!
sholio: Peggy Carter smiling (Avengers-Peggy smile)
YOU GUYS. If you like spy/heist stuff and women being awesome (and who doesn't), I highly recommend Spy!

It's an action-comedy about a CIA support-staff office person going out on her first field assignment. As well as being funny (and sweet and charming), it's also a good action movie, with spy gadgets and exotic locales and cool cars and characters dangling out of helicopters .... all the basic spy tropes. Basically imagine Agent Carter except with Rose instead of Peggy in the lead role. And it's also ... whatever the polar opposite of grimdark is, this movie is that, although without being saccharine or cloying. The characters may be quirky and often violent weirdos, but they're all decent people (well, okay, with certain exceptions, but even the ones who aren't are charming in their own way). And although the guys are also great, the majority of the movie is women -- the main character, her best friend, her boss, and her main nemesis are all female. She gets no respect from either her fellow spies or the bad guys because she's overweight and middle-aged and female, but of course she shows them, because it's that kind of a movie.

This movie made me so happy. I just want to turn around and watch it again from the beginning. I'm definitely buying it, and I don't remember the last time I watched a movie that made me feel like running out and buying it immediately (well, at least not a movie that isn't from one of the franchises that I'm addicted to).

Content notices, for those who might be bothered by the following: there is a certain amount of grossout and sexual humor, and some considerably-more-graphic-than-I-was-expecting-for-a-comedy violence (it's R-rated), and also a character whose schtick is mainly sexual harassment played for laughs. On the other hand, for a comedy about a fish-out-of-water character, there were surprisingly few embarrassment-squicky scenes -- the movie isn't completely lacking in that kind of thing, but I was expecting a lot more than it had.

Basically I loved this movie and just want to turn around and watch it again immediately. I am also craving a Spy 2 and I hope they make one someday; I would love to see these dorks save the world again.

If you've seen it, come talk to me about it! :D
sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
And so, I'm 39. When I was about 14, I remember making one of my characters 39 because I wanted him to be old and world-weary, but not too old to relate to. Hi, 14-year-old me, from just this side of unrelatably old! XD

Thank you for the birthday wishes, emails and gifts, everybody. ♥ It was a mellow day in which I didn't get anything done, but in a good way - had lunch with friends, chatted with my family on the phone, and saw a movie (Ant-Man). Which, since this is ostensibly a blog for talking about pop culture and media, I will discuss under the cut.

Ant-Man )

ETA: Some spoilers for Civil War )
sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
Still reading Diana Wynne Jones books, and thinking about one of the more interesting recurring themes in her books, namely: young teenage girls (in the 12-14 age range) falling in love with adult men. What's particularly interesting about this is that it never comes off in a skeevy way, at least not to me -- the girls have full agency in all cases, and there is usually some kind of magical shenanigan at work so that they're much closer in age at whatever point that a relationship actually happens. (The only book that doesn't really do the latter is Fire and Hemlock, which is all about a relationship of this nature, but it also deals with the inherent issues in a respectful way -- though this is one I haven't gotten to on my reread yet, so I'm going off decade-old memories.) I'm wondering if the reason it doesn't skeeve me (as it usually does in books by male authors) is because of how it's handled, or because there isn't the same kind of back-of-the-brain worry that this is the author playing out their creepy sexual fantasies in book form. In Jones's case you get the feeling that her teen protagonists are given credit for knowing their own minds about what they want, even if they also know they're not supposed to want it. If that makes any sense.

On a completely different topic, we're rewatching the original Lord of the Rings trilogy (slowly, since this is one of Orion's busy times with classes having just started at the university, so we're only one movie into it so far) and this is giving me a desire to watch fanvids for it ... but this is one of those cases where most of the vid links are older ones and the vids have vanished from the Internet. Does anyone have recs for any good ones? They don't have to be recent as long as they're still downloadable. I'm most interested in ensemble vids, though I'm willing to take a look at anything you think is good.

.... :D!

Nov. 6th, 2013 08:38 pm
sholio: Snow-covered trees (Winter-snowy trees)
There is going to be a movie of Winter's Tale out next year! I had no idea. I adored that book when I was a teenager; it was one of my favorite books ever. I haven't read it in many years because of a fear that it had been visited by the Suck Fairy; I last reread it in college and remember being much less enamored than I was as a teen, which made me think that it might not stand up well over the years. But I am absolutely delighted at the idea of a movie.

(I guess this will do away with imagining Matt Bomer as Peter Lake, though. I've thought ever since I started watching White Collar that a Winter's Tale AU with Neal and Kate as Peter and Beverly would be amazing.)

Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3g69QlW2Ts. Although the trailer does give away most of the plot, including the big spec-fic twist in the middle of the book. (Thanks, trailer-making people.) You only need to watch about the first 20-30 seconds to see why I think this would make a perfect Neal Caffrey AU, though. :D

ETA: Just FYI, the discussion in the DW comments is FULL of spoilers for the book, right down to the ending. Also, many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aqwt101 for pointing out that Matt Bomer, my fantasy-cast for Peter Lake, actually IS in the movie ... playing Peter Lake's father - set pictures here. I find this hilarious and awesome.
sholio: Berries in the sun (Autumn-berries in sunlight)
Here is a really interesting link on Pacific Rim that I found via [personal profile] frith_in_thorns's Tumblr and decided to post here, with commentary, rather than just reblogging, because I wanted to SAY THINGS.

The link:
http://frith-in-thorns.tumblr.com/post/60389583284/peardita-starseedjenny-a-couple-days-ago-i

Shortest version: The author hypothesizes that Pacific Rim appeals to the millennial generation because it addresses concerns that resonate with them.

And this really made me go "hmmm" because -- well, first of all, obviously this isn't going to be true (or untrue) of EVERYONE. But I kept feeling there was something about the appeal of Pacific Rim that I just didn't get -- I mean, I get the character love and that it's a fun movie, but for me it was just kind of a middle-of-the-road summer action movie. I didn't feel the off-the-charts squee that so many people seem to have gotten from it. It's not like I've never been left behind by the fannish juggernaut before, but in this case I kept feeling like I should have liked it, it should have hit my buttons, but it just didn't.

And when I think about it, most (though not all!) of the people I know who really latched onto the movie are somewhere around the millennial ageset, while I'm back there on the trailing edge of Gen X.

It seems like a plausible theory to me -- and again, not trying to generalize to all people in all age groups -- because 10-15 years ago, I was ALL OVER shounen team fighting anime, like Ranma and Dragonball and Bleach and Gundam Wing. These days, they've lost a lot of appeal for me; whatever used to make me wallow in them isn't quite there anymore. I still enjoy an occasional dip into nostalgia, and I'm certainly not going to rule out the possibility of a new team fighting anime coming along and sweeping me off into the deep squee end, but it's just not really what I'm into these days. (The one anime that I've really enjoyed in the last few years, Fullmetal Alchemist, was mostly appealing to me for its glorious worldbuilding and plots, as well as the older characters rather than the teenagers.)

On the other hand, I latched HARD onto Iron Man 3 this summer, and I think a big part of that is because I felt a lot of resonance with what the characters were going through in the movie -- Tony especially, but also Pepper: the whole theme of learning to live with damage and deal with the cumulative mistakes of the past and just keep moving forward. It's a movie about learning to be a decent grownup, rather than a movie about growing up. One is not a better narrative than the other, but I think the first one is the narrative I relate to more strongly at this point in my life.

And again, it's not an either-or thing; I'm not saying I feel like I've outgrown coming-of-age stories, or that someone who's 15 or 18 or 21 couldn't relate just as hard to the aspects of IM3 that appealed to me. It did make me think, though, about the fact that sometimes you just have to hit a particular story at the right point in your life. A recent example comes from my reread last year of Bujold's Vorkosigan novels, and the way that my opinions on the books flip-flopped from the first time I read them. Back when I discovered the series, I was in my early 20s and going through a lot of mental health issues, and I went for Mark, as a character, in a really big way. Mirror Dance, with Mark's struggle for self-identity, was my favorite book in the series. In contrast, I remembered thinking Memory was dull and slow-moving and basically a huge disappointment compared to the early Miles books and the Mark books.

Fast-forward 15 years, and while I did still enjoy Mirror Dance (and still love Mark), I was absolutely blown away by Memory -- a book I'd remembered as slow and boring was actually brilliant and insightful and amazing! I just hadn't been at a position in my life where I was able to appreciate Miles's struggle to deal with the changes in his own self-image as he left youth behind.

Again, I want to emphasize that I don't think this is necessarily a function of age, or at least not age alone. People move through their lives at different speeds and in different ways; they find different aspects of books and movies and TV shows that move them. For all I know, 15 years from now I will have hit a mental place that will take me right back into appreciating team anime and other coming of age stories, if maybe for different reasons than I did the first time.

I also think you can go overboard analyzing this stuff. Sometimes what clicks with you is just what clicks with you.

But it's really interesting to me to think about it from that perspective. Maybe I would have absolutely adored Pacific Rim if I'd seen it 10 years ago (or if I saw it 10 years from now), but I'm just not in whatever headspace I need to be in for it to have really deep resonance for me the way it obviously does for a lot of people right now.

ETA: I want to emphasize (because it seems that some people are reading the post this way) that I'm not trying to imply you can't like the movie if you're over 25, or that there's something wrong with you if you do. Actually, quite a few people I know who are in my agegroup (mid-30s) and older really enjoyed the movie. I'm also not saying that I agree 100% with the Tumblr post I linked to. But I do think it's worth considering that there might be generational differences in how people react to and interpret this movie. (Well, any movie really, but I don't think it's completely outrageous to suggest that this might be one of the first big-budget movies -- but by no means the last -- that specifically addresses Millennial concerns & thought patterns in a way that is targeted at them, as opposed to "this is what we think kids ought to like".)
sholio: (Catch-22)
Side note 'cause I forgot to mention it before: [livejournal.com profile] i_write_a_lot asked me to post a link to a community they started, [livejournal.com profile] weeklybookrec, on which they post weekly book recs. It's just starting up.

Also, [livejournal.com profile] jana_denardo did an interview with me (under my non-fannish name), in which I talk about writing and related things. That's here!

But mostly this is a post about Pacific Rim. Which ... I wasn't going to post about, because I seem to diverge very heavily from the fannish mainstream on this one. But then I got to thinking that I do actually have things to say, so ... if you're riding high on a squee wave, you might not want to read this! I really don't mind being argued with (hey, maybe you can change my mind!) but I don't want to harsh anyone's squee. And this is not a happy, fun-filled post. I want you to have all the joy with your fannish squee, so please don't read if it'd make you sad.

ALL the spoilers for Pacific Rim )
sholio: Diana from White Collar (WhiteCollar-Diana)
Saw Pacific Rim this afternoon, and while I'm a lot less enthusiastic about the movie than most of my flist (sorry flist), a little while back [personal profile] frith_in_thorns had suggested a White Collar-Pacific Rim fusion with Neal & Diana as Jaeger pilots, and ... all evening my brain has been busily writing the story. Which I SWEAR I AM NOT ACTUALLY WRITING, because a) it's Frith's idea, and b) it would be really long and I DON'T HAVE TIME.

But if I did write it, it would go like this [MAJOR SPOILERS FOR PACIFIC RIM] )
sholio: sun on winter trees (Default)
Apropos of nothing, I realized this afternoon that there is a feature I would LOVE to see on AO3: a "crosspost" line in the fic upload window, where you can put in a link to the fic posted elsewhere (on LJ, ff.net or whatnot). Wouldn't that be neat? Is it just me that wants it? Because you can follow people from AO3 to other blogging and posting services, but it's handy to have a simple way to do it, especially when their handles are different in different places.

Anyway, I've been lurking in Avengers/Iron Man fandom the last week or so. No spoilers, but just general rambling about Tumblr fandom )

Iron Man 3

May. 4th, 2013 04:10 pm
sholio: Text: "Age shall not weary her, nor custom stale her infinite squee" (Infinite Squee)
Phew, so, yesterday I did an art show (it went well; there was a good turnout and I shared a table with the ever-awesome [livejournal.com profile] ellenmillion) and then somehow got talked into going to the 9:45 showing of Iron Man 3 with some friends. At one point I was wondering what the hell I had been thinking, because I was exhausted and hungry and my feet hurt, and mostly I just wanted to go home and decompress. I figured there was about a 50-50 chance that as soon as I got settled in a dark theatre seat, I'd fall asleep. But ... IRON MAN!

Long, spoilery, a bit of RL ick at the beginning )

ETA: Another thing I hadn't realized until I ran across someone on Tumblr talking about it: More very spoilery spoilers! )
sholio: Text: "Age shall not weary her, nor custom stale her infinite squee" (Infinite Squee)
Iron Man 3 opens this weekend. :D :D :D

I almost never go see movies in the theatre anymore (I seem to average about 1 a year) but this is definitely not a case where I want to wait for DVD. :D

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