A completely ridiculous and unscientific poll

Season three of Stranger Things is still a few months out, but I was thinking about it today ...

(No actual spoilers here. I know nothing.)

Poll #21605

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 29

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Who will beat up Steve this season?

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A middle schooler
14 (48.3%)

Nancy
1 (3.4%)

Mrs. Byers
3 (10.3%)

The monster of the week
16 (55.2%)

Billy, again
12 (41.4%)

Aliens
4 (13.8%)

Steve's own evil doppelganger
11 (37.9%)

In a shocking plot twist, no one!
6 (20.7%)

What will happen to the Byers house this year?

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A plague of locusts
3 (10.3%)

It will be necessary for completely valid plot reasons to paint the walls a bizarre color, such as bright pink.
9 (31.0%)

Creepy plants. Creepy plants everywhere.
10 (34.5%)

The furniture will come alive and start trying to eat people.
7 (24.1%)

It'll get temporarily transposed into the Upside Down.
19 (65.5%)

Land mines.
1 (3.4%)

Dinosaurs.
4 (13.8%)

Nothing! All property damage will be elsewhere this time.
3 (10.3%)

Captain Marvel

Seen it! I'm cutting my general emotional reaction to avoid spoiling, but you might want to click on that before clicking on the spoilers if you are planning to read them.

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