Nature why are you like this

So I'm reading this book on megafaunal extinctions, as you do - interesting book, I'll probably do a book report when I'm done - but I have just discovered the fact that prehistoric Cuba had a megafaunal owl that was about 3-4 ft high and too heavy to fly, so it had long legs for running after prey.

I just.....



Imagine you're minding your own business and that goes sprinting past.