All the cool kids are doing it ...

Stolen from all around:

So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious but you have no idea about, or something obscure you just have to know. Ask away. All topics, within reason, are open for discussion.

(This post is unlocked, so I reserve the right not to answer a question if I'd rather not give a public answer to it. Also, please don't take it personally if I lose interest halfway through and don't get to your question! I am made of chronic comment-answering fail.)