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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2009-05-12 04:25 pm
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Star Trek!

Saw it!

Okay, so ... TOS was the first show on TV that I think I could reasonably consider myself fannish about. It's one of the first shows I remember watching on TV, in fact. My sister and I used to draw our own Star Trek comics. My love affair with McCoy and Spock and Uhura (haha, notice who's not mentioned; sorry, Kirk) goes back at least 25 years. I've really never participated in Trek fandom because a) I had bad experiences with Trekkers back in college, and b) I used to be so intimidated by the huge size and history of the fandom that I never really felt comfortable joining in (although, after three years in SGA fandom, I've realized that I don't really feel that sense of intimidation anymore).

Anyway ... I loved the casting. Loved, loved, loved it. My first act on getting home was to look up Karl Urban and find out what else he's been in, because, OMG. I didn't think anyone could match Kelley's McCoy in my eyes, and he's still the one and only and first and best, but Urban? I WANT SOME MORE OF THAAAAT.

I really loved them all, in their own way; I didn't dislike Kirk (high praise, coming from me :D) and the rest of them totally knocked it out of the park. Not enough McCoy, though! Not nearly enough McCoy! But I was utterly thrilled to get so much Uhura, and one of the few exceptions to my general lack of overt 'shipping is Spock/Uhura; I have shipped them since I was eight years old, and I really can't express my squee to see it become !!!!!CANON!!!!!

So many little character bits made me squeak and flail. Vulcan bullies! (And wee!Spock ... *squishes him*) Scotty didn't do a whole lot for me on the original show, but this Scotty totally stole my heart. Sulu! Fencing! Wheee!

I had no idea Nimoy was in the movie (I have no clue how I remained unspoiled for that) and I loved that he got to do the voiceover at the end. Sweet.

And, maybe my biggest bit of love for the movie is that it really was a reboot, a canon AU, and it wasn't all about going back and fixing things and wiping out this timeline. They kept it all, dark as it was, and now they're all poised on the verge of their own unique future, and I'm completely thrilled about that. I would totally go see more movies with this cast, though I really hope they get a better plot the next time around -- I'm confident they could pull it off.

Which leads nicely into the UnSquee! part of the review! (*leaves some squee!space*)














OH MY GOD THE PLOT. IT HUUUUUURRRRRTTTSSSS MEEEEEEEEEE.

SO MUCH LACK OF PLOT LOGIC AND SCIENCE LOGIC THAT I CANNOT BEAR IT. *flails*

It's hilarious, because my reaction to the movie is such a total mix of EEEEEEEE! and AAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH! that even on the way out of the theatre I was flip-flopping between flailing at my husband "Oh my god! I loved Scotty! Eeee! Baby Spock!" and then in the next breath, "BLACK HOLES! SUPERNOVAS! PLOT SUCK! HELP!"

(My husband suggested that old!Spock really shouldn't have stopped at the store for a gallon of milk on the way to save the Romulan homeworld. So much tragedy could have been averted that way. *snort*)

I don't really know where to begin with the plot!suck because there's just so much of it, from the utter unbelievability of sending a shipful of ensigns into battle and then leaving them in charge, to the ridiculous way Kirk got on (and stayed on) the Enterprise, to Kirk being jettisoned right on top of old!Spock on the ice planet (or jettisoned, period, onto a world filled with ice monsters; that doesn't seem like a Spocklike thing to do), to the ludicrousness of Kirk "having" to be in charge of the Enterprise even though it makes NO SENSE either within the plot itself or in context of putting a demonstrably crazy and violent ensign in charge of a spaceship...

And I hated the scene where Kirk makes Spock break down in front of the crew with the passion of a thousand blazing Vulcan suns. It was a lousy, horrible thing to do to him as a person, and it was a horrible thing to do to him in context of the TOS!verse, where he was just about the only Vulcan in Starfleet and had to constantly prove himself to his human crewmates; to start out his career in Starfleet by proving him unfit for command, and THEN to top all of THAT with the pure, unmitigated character assassination of having him remove himself from command and turn over the command to an aggressive, untried cadet who is also a mutineer -- HATE! HATE HATE HATE! HAAAAAATE!

*pant pant*

And this is supposed to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship? I ... I CAN'T EVEN. *wails*

Even leaving aside the massive, massive plot!suck (and don't get me started on the science!suck), could I get a little speculation in my spec fic? Aside from the above scene, my other least favorite thing about the movie was the total lack of any effort to think about how people live in the future, and how they think, and what the impact would be (emotional, political, or otherwise) of the events in the movie. Awesome casting, beautiful cinematography, and the actors did great with what they were given ... I just wish they'd been given more. What really made me love TOS was the character scenes and the show's endearingly earnest efforts to grapple with human questions.

I really like shiny special effects and explosions, and I'm willing to cut a show or movie a lot of slack in the world-building and plausibility departments if it delivers shiny things and heart-pounding action, but even I have my limits, and this movie pushed them pretty hard. For one thing, it really made me think about how media sci-fi has been seriously taken over by the "shiny, 'splodey" factor at the expense of plot and character development. You know, if the RIAA/MPAA is right that the era of big-budget sci-fi is going to eventually be torpedoed by downloading (which REALLY does not seem to be happening -- see Exhibit A which I just viewed at the matinee) -- but even if it does, all I have to say about that is, yay! We've had years of big-budget movies with awesome effects and no heart; let's get a few low-budget, independent SF series with genuinely ground-breaking ideas and real diversity and solid writing, huh?

SIGH.

But I just read on imdb.com that they've greenlighted a New!Trek series with the new cast for 2011, and I am THRILLED! I guess it remains to be seen if it'll happen, or if they can get all of the movie cast for it (I can haz Karl Urban, pleeez?), but maybe with TV-show pacing and more time to slow down and focus on the characters as individuals, without having to stop for an explosion or near-death experience every five minutes ... maybe the movie's deficiencies will be less, well, deficient, and maybe we can get some cool thinky stuff and fun Spock/McCoy character moments as well as spaceship chases and 'sploding planets too.

[identity profile] kurosau.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Karl Urban was Eomer in Lord of the Rings, the leader of the Rohirrim that comes back to save Helm's Deep, the bad guy in The Bourne Supremacy, the hero, Reaper, in Doom, Lord Vaako in the Riddick movie, and some other stuff.
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[personal profile] ariadne83 2009-05-13 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
And he played Cupid and Caesar on the Hercules/Xena series.

[identity profile] horridporrid.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Where I officially fell madly and deeply in love with Urban. Hail Caesar, indeed. ;)
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[personal profile] ariadne83 2009-05-14 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Heehee I officially fell in love with him *before* that, when I was ten. He was on a primetime soap opera down here in NZ, playing a gay paramedic. I blame him for getting me into slash (such a loss :D)

[identity profile] horridporrid.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
And I missed it!!?!! Why did my parents not predict this and move us down to NZ!?! Clearly they didn't really love me. ;P (If I troll through YouTube, I wonder if I can find some clips?...)
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[personal profile] ariadne83 2009-05-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know about that; I haven't managed to find any yet (you're looking for the second season of Shortland Street, from 1993. His character is Jamie.)

[identity profile] with-apostrophe.livejournal.com 2009-05-26 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes I know you posted this comment two weeks ago but I've only just seen the movie! I too fell in love with Karl Urban as Caesar on Xena. I was so excited when he was cast as Eomer.

When I heard he was cast as Bones I was not so happy. I just couldn't reconcile him playing McCoy, but he did it, oh boy, he DID IT! Awesomecakes!

[identity profile] horridporrid.livejournal.com 2009-05-27 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Eeee! Star Trek! \o/

I didn't have much opinion on Urban playing McCoy (other than being happy that he had a big role in a big movie, because I'm dorky like that *g*) but yeah, he rocked the hell out of that role. :D
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[personal profile] ariadne83 2009-05-14 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
I think he's officially the first person I ever had a crush on, way back in 1993. It's a little weird having people know who he is now LOL

[identity profile] kurosau.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm totally right here with you on the plot. SO MUCH STUPID! Those hacks couldn't write their way out of a paper bag.
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[personal profile] ariadne83 2009-05-13 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm running around saying this everywhere but, yay Karl Urban. I've had a crush on him since I was ten. It's nice to see him getting some love.

And I *so* feel you on the plot. Blackholes that magically stop sucking things in once they've consumed a planet? I'm sorry, are you too full?
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[identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
But they reversed the shield polarity and the tachyons going backwards through the array plugged it up. Remember? LOL
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[personal profile] ariadne83 2009-05-13 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
The first thing I ever saw him in was a local TV soap opera, where he played the token gay character. I blame him for getting me into slash.

[identity profile] reen212000.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, plotwise it did suck. I mean, seriously, the revenge thing is oooolllldd. And waiting 25 years? Nero claimed he was a simple miner. Well how did they know about the red matter, and how much to use? I doubt Spock woulda told them too much when they took his ship. Sure maybe they'd use it for types of mining, I dunno.

But there was no backstory, so it seems illogical that Nero would just snap when his planet was destroyed. Anyone who mans a spaceship would know about supernovas and their unpredictability. Woulda been nice to watch Nero go a bit crazy over the years. It would go far to explain his mindset.

Oh well. The sequel right?
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[identity profile] abyssinia4077.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone who mans a spaceship would know about supernovas and their unpredictability

Not to mention that given that supernovas aren't likely fast or sudden or without any kind of warning (unless, maybe, someone specifically messed with the star) and given that show!Romulans (who are only like movie!Romulans in that they have pointy ears) are at least as technologically advanced as the Federation, if not more so, I cannot understand how the Romulans didn't evacuate Romulus themselves. They'd have had more than enough time, plenty of ships/tech to do so, and they have other planets in their Empire.

Hard to make a good plot when you're basing it on something completely unbelievable and then trying to shore it up requiring a few too many coincidences and characters making weird decisions.

[identity profile] reen212000.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I already committed ST fic today. Stop giving me ideas for another one!
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[identity profile] abyssinia4077.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. I can handwave science up to a point (I mean, one of my earliest tv memories is watching Trek around age 4) but this movie definitely pushed past that point. Ultimately, I was more cranky at how terrible and mostly holes the plot was than the science. I think it's that...TOS was campy and had terrible effects and stuff, but the stories ALWAYS had heart and always had a point and this movie seemed to sacrifice that backbone characteristic of what Trek was in exchange for shiny special effects and campy humor and that's not why I watch Sci-Fi (yes, I just said that as a gateverse fan, I see the irony)

(uh, yeah. I was very meh about it when I left the theater (I loved Kirk's dad and I loved Nimony's voice-over at the end and...um...) but the longer I think about it, and the more squee-filled posts I read, the more I hate it. I'm backing away from LJ before I tip over and become That Fan who runs around harshing everyone's squee. I figure in a few weeks Star Trek will stop being every other post on my flist. Feel free to come around to my review post or not if you like - it's not terribly positive and no reason for other people to not enjoy what makes them happy)

[identity profile] mary-j-59.livejournal.com 2009-06-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Here from Horridporrid's lj - she kindly pointed me over here. I am the fan who is running around harshing everyone's squee. Seriously! Though I am trying hard to stop. And I am going to read your review (feel free to read mine.)

[identity profile] renisanz.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
:)

Does is show how awesome the movie was that you don't really are about the flimsy plot. I mean, I noticed it, barely, when I was wching the film, and I still didn't completely understand why the Nero thought Spock had anything to do with his planet being destroyed (deleted scene maybe...?).

I'm definitely looking forward to the next movie slowing down the pacing to have more character development. I can forgive what lacked in this movie because they were trying to kickstart everything and gain new viewers in people who aren't familiar with Star Trek. And, as I read the comments of people in the comms I frequent, it's actually shocking how many people admit to never having seen one episode of Star Trek. I'm like, "whuh?"

[identity profile] wildcat88.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
I have to admit that I loved the movie. I "la-la-lah'd" through the plotholes and tweaks of canon (like the fact that this group didn't seem suprised to find out the Romulans were related to Vulcans when it was a major reveal in an ep...). I digress. I loved what I saw enough to overlook the blackhole nonsense and to be honest, I didn't think about the fact that ship commander wouldn't know anything about the red matter. I guess since he had contacted Spock, I assumed he knew what Spock was going to do to save his world. And it was Eric Bana... :)

LOVED McCoy! Words can't describe. I thought he was channeling DeForrest Kelley a few times. And I kept staring at his eyes until I figured out that he was Eomer in LOTR. I actually had seen one of the cast somewhere!! Then I googled Zoe Saldana and found out she was in POTC. I've heard of Heroes but have never seen it (I'm choosy about my geekiness). The others are complete unknowns to me though I did delight in spotting Paul McGillion.

I adored Scotty as well. This guy was a hoot. This Sulu was terrific. I basically loved them all, but Spock made the movie for me. ZQ was fantastic. I read that the cast is signed on for 2 sequels. Woo hoo!

The best part was 2 of the girls who went with us - not ST fans at all - loved the movie. Never hurts to get more people watching, especially females.

[identity profile] wildcat88.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. I loved Anamaria, but had never heard of the actress. Well, she's stinking famous now. Hee! Paul M had a tiny cameo. When the cadets are being assigned to ships, he's the one who tells Kirk he can't go because he's on probation (or whatever they called it).

I've never even heard of Shaun of the Dead until Simon was cast as Scotty. Still haven't seen it so I have no frame of reference. SP was totally awesome in the movie though.

At the end when the credits were rolling, Wynona Ryder's name came up and we all looked at each other and said, "She was in the movie?" Totally didn't recognize her as Spock's mom.

I never even considered shipping Spock and Uhura (I never considered shipping any of them, tbh), but I loved it here. I almost fell out of my seat when she stopped the turbolift and kissed him and HE LET HER. I was like - what happened to every 7 years? Then I threw caution to the wind, decided he was young and half-human and they were cute, so I la-la'd and kept going.

[identity profile] kodiak-bear.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Did they give it tv series? OMG so much love if they did. I was so sure it would be disaster when the casting was first announced. Sylar was mean, McCoy looked...well, he wasn't McCoy and Kirk...who the hell was that baby face stranger. But I loved them all and want more!

[identity profile] parisindy.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
me to! i totally loved it!!

[identity profile] parisindy.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
hehe thanks

[identity profile] kodiak-bear.livejournal.com 2009-05-13 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't find mention of a tv series, but a sequel is expected in theaters in 2011. Is that what you found perhaps?
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[personal profile] trobadora 2009-05-13 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
And I hated the scene where Kirk makes Spock break down in front of the crew with the passion of a thousand blazing Vulcan suns. It was a lousy, horrible thing to do to him as a person, and it was a horrible thing to do to him in context of the TOS!verse, where he was just about the only Vulcan in Starfleet and had to constantly prove himself to his human crewmates; to start out his career in Starfleet by proving him unfit for command, and THEN to top all of THAT with the pure, unmitigated character assassination of having him remove himself from command and turn over the command to an aggressive, untried cadet who is also a mutineer -- HATE! HATE HATE HATE! HAAAAAATE!

Oh God. This is exactly what I feared. :( :( :(

(I haven't seen it yet, but OMG. Seriously, this is exactly what I've been worrying about since the first teasers and spoilers came out. Oh, well. Forewarned and all that.)
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[personal profile] trobadora 2009-05-15 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
what can you do, I guess?

Stick with TOS canon and ignore the movie? *g*

I'm going to watch it next week - keep your fingers crossed that I'll like it anyway!

[identity profile] horridporrid.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I loved it. :) The characters just won me over completely. I was so thrilled with all of them I didn't really pay all that much attention to the plot. It was just an excuse to get them all together and on to the Enterprise. Which they did! Throwing in Nimoy as an awesome, awesome bonus. :D

(The big question? Will it stand up to re-watches? We shall see... *g*)

[identity profile] derry667.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
I really, really liked it, plot holes and all. Actually bought the novelisation in the bookshop opposite the cinema later that evening (got it way cheaper that I should have too, thanks to the shop's computer probably being on the fritz).

I suppose, it might partially be because I expected no better. In fact, when I worked out that they'd full on AU-ed it, I honestly LOL-ed in the theatre and was nanometre from punching a fist into the air.

Not a TOS Trekker myself, but my dad was and I liked the movies (but I'm easy that way - my favourite is the one with the whales and how many plot holes are in that, eh?). And watching this movie I kept on thinking "Ha! That amuses me, but it contradicts the Old School canon and the hardcores aren't gonna like that." - but when I realise that AU was in da house and thus nullified all previous canon-clash objection it was just too funny - hence the LOL and near air-punching.

I too have never been fond of the original Kirk (although watching now in hindsight with the knowledge of Today's!Shatner, I found him a lot more amusing). But I kinda thought this Kirk rocked. Sure, he's a boofhead, but I thought he was hilarious - particularly in his dealings with Spock, both young and old. As [livejournal.com profile] mcalex22 can attest, I came of the movie saying (repeatedly) "I liked Kirk in this one! I can't believe that I actually liked Kirk in this one! I've never liked Kirk before!"

In truth, I wasn't all that enthusiastic about Spock in the original series either. I always found him a touch too arrogant and dismissive of those whose opinions didn't coincide with his. Didn't hate him, but less sympathy with him that other characters. Bones was my favourite (and this was way, way, WAY before I'd even considered my current career path - like I said, Dad was a little bit of a Trekkie - "This stuff is timeless; it doesn't date!" "Dad, it so does!"). Had no idea that Karl Urban would be New Bones. If you'd told me before I'd seen it, I'd have laughed my head off! Eomer as Bones??? You kid me!!! But like you, I think he seriously rocked and [livejournal.com profile] mcalex22 was somewhat impressed too, I can tell you!

But anyway, New Spock I thoroughly adore! I suppose that I believe in his conflicted duality for the first time. And I don't blame Nimoy for that - if anything, I blame clumsy, anvil-ish 60's writing.

Hmmm... yeah. The plot holes didn't really impinge on me because I've kinda always expected that from Star Trek. Likewise, science-suck has always been well and truly canon as far as I'm concerned - time travel from flying around the sun at x-factor velocity on at least one occasion, so why not black holes and red matter or even dropping acid in Romulan ale?

Heh. I'm thoroughly on board with Star Trek 90210. Who cares if Chekov is 17 and some kind child genius? Are they all? Always loved Scotty and Sulu. Still love Scotty and Sulu. Simon Pegg cracked me up with just about every word he uttered.

But apparently I missed the brief moment that Paul McGillion appeared in the film (did a few double-takes on random Aussie and British actors fleetingly appearing though - and no, I couldn't name them now if I tried).

And Eric Bana as Psycho!Romulan - why the hell not? Ha!

[identity profile] derry667.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey there! Yeah, I actually didn't disappear off the face of the planet. I've been thinking about posting a quick note in my own LJ stating that fact. I look at it everty so often and cringe at the fact that I haven't posted an entry this year and it's MAY already!

It's not that I haven't been enjoying myself and doing stuff worth writing about. It's because I've been doing so much stuff that I never seem to find the time to blog about it. And fanfic? Ideas - yeah! Hell, yeah! Time to execute ideas - not so much.

I'm not whinging. Not really. Having a ball but no time to tell people how much fun you're having a is a pretty good place to be in. One of life's great ironies - I'm working less and doing more. Been to the UK and back, been to a sci-fi con (well, a SPN one anyway) with friends, taken up pottery again, spending a lot of quality time with family, etc, etc...

But how did it get to be MAY already?!?!?


I think that was my single favorite thing about the movie, actually! I was on the edge of my seat through the second half of the movie for fear that they'd undo the AU, but they didn't, and that thrilled me! It was not only a thoroughly awesome way to sidestep fans' worries about the canonicity of it, but just the potential of it...!

Yeah, I kinda squeed too when I realised they'd left the reset button on. They can essentially do it all over again and it's a parallel universe with its own separate validity. I thought that was so cool!


honestly, you'd think my tolerance for plot holes would be a lot higher after five years of SGA and four years of SPN

LOL! Not too mention Dr Who and Torchwood! (If you can survive the illogic and irrationality of the Torchwood finale, what can't you survive? Hee!)

I spend a lot of time fanwanking around plot holes and character inconsistencies (even just in my head) - but sometimes you've just gotta let it go. Or turn it inot an Austin Powers parody... ;-)

[identity profile] kriadydragon.livejournal.com 2009-05-14 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I know I'm a little late, but I finally just saw the movie so thought "well, better late than never."

I've always liked Karl Urban, but to see him in a role that wasn't dour and brooding (which until now has been the only role-types I've seen him in), to playing a well known character and do it so well it made my head spin with delight kicked up my love for him many, many notches. Scotty came in second, because after thinking about it he's always been my favorite, and he was so funny and cute in this.

Plot holes, no matter how big, don't bug me. Yeah, sometimes I'll ponder them after watching the movie, but my mind will automatically explain them away. But, as I keep saying of myself, I'm pretty dang easy to please... and easily distracted ;)

[identity profile] flightsilver.livejournal.com 2009-05-16 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
I thought the casting was great too! Urban certainly did a great portrayal of McCoy! A little off his rocker sometimes ;) but oh... so great! Funnily enough when he first met Jim on the ship, how he was complaining, etc, reminded me of McKay. I really liked the portrayal of wee Spock but can't really say the same about teenage Jim. ;) Yes, I didn't enjoy that scene of Jim bullying Spock in front of everyone. That was cruel, poor Spock. :( Kirk lost on an ice planet with an ice monster and meeting Spock Prime is reminiscence of Luke Skywalker meeting ice monster and meeting up with Ben Kenobi... While I do agree with you about the plot holes, I still enjoyed it nonetheless. The cast was great and the story was interesting enough. We get so little fun scifi-adventure movies these days and this one turned out to be a pleasant surprise (might be because I came with low to nil expectations to begin with). I do look forward for the next movie with the same cast :)

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[identity profile] xparrot.livejournal.com 2009-05-29 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, there was a plot??? I totally missed that part of the movie! XPPP