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White Collar series finale
And so White Collar is officially over. Last episode. No more.
I figured that, since a couple people on my flist have mentioned they were on the fence about watching the last season and wanted to know what I thought of the finale, I'd give you a nonspoilery reaction under a cut, and then do the spoilery, more in-depth discussion under another cut. So, emotional reaction with no direct spoilers under the first cut, then all the spoilers under the second one.
I hated that ending with every fiber of my heart and soul. That is basically the opposite of everything I wanted. Fuck you FOREVER, show. >_>
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
That is CRUEL. Peter and Mozzie and everyone who cares about Neal spend a whole year grieving? And Diana is out of White Collar and New York? And Neal is legally dead, can never go home, and furthermore is now robbing the Louvre, i.e. has clearly gone back to a life of crime? And we never even got to see a reunion after Peter FINALLY (after a year of MISERY) figured out that Neal faked his death. NO NO NO NO DO NOT WANT.
(On top of that, for some reason Peter and El naming their son after Neal irritates the hell out of me, because while it's sweet in theory, I always hated it when fanfic did it and, come to find out, I don't like it any better in actual canon! Plus having two characters with the same name is going to be really annoying to write, assuming I write anything that takes this as actual canon -- but I'm really, really not good at selectively ignoring canon.)
AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH.
What really burns me up about it is that he had a legal way out. They didn't have to do this. The entire thing with the Panthers as a threat to force him to fake his death is a fucking narrative cheat, and I feel like the show came thisclose to giving me the ending that I wanted most -- Neal gets the anklet off legally, and can come and go as he likes; the whole world is wide open for him -- AND FUCKING GAVE ME THIS INSTEAD.
I had thought the reset-to-status-quo ending I would hate the most was Neal being stuck on the anklet forever, but instead the reset-to-status-quo they picked was Peter and Neal going back to Neal-as-criminal, Peter-as-FBI-agent-chasing-him WITH A YEAR OF MISERY IN THE MIDDLE THERE and turns out I hate that one at least as much if not more! Just. fucking. no.
The one thing I will give the show, regarding that ending, is that it's wide open for sequels and post-canon fixits. Unfortunately, because of the time jump, it's impossible to remove a lot of the elements I hated most without going AU (did I mention THE YEAR OF MISERY THAT NEAL DELIBERATELY INFLICTED ON HIS LOVED ONES and also I HATE WHAT THEY NAMED THE BABY) but hey, the fanfic potential is great! There are absolutely TONS of ficcing potential. I mean, if you look at canon as a springboard for fanfic, they left it in a pretty good place for it.
Unfortunately for me, fanfic is usually secondary and canon comes first, and I am really, really displeased where actual canon left it.
So anyway. Yes. There we are. Tons of fanfic potential, as soon as I actually get to a point where I want to write fanfic because I'm no longer feeling like capslocking about my feelings of annoyance and betrayal all over the place. >_>
ETA: Or maybe I'll just end up writing a long AU version of the finale in which Peter figures out the "faked his own death" thing 5 minutes after the orderly gives him the key (because Peter is not stupid; hell, I knew it was the key to the storage unit as soon as the guy handed it over) and EVERYTHING WITH THE PANTHERS GETS FIXED SOMEHOW and then I'll pretend it's actual canon. /o\
I figured that, since a couple people on my flist have mentioned they were on the fence about watching the last season and wanted to know what I thought of the finale, I'd give you a nonspoilery reaction under a cut, and then do the spoilery, more in-depth discussion under another cut. So, emotional reaction with no direct spoilers under the first cut, then all the spoilers under the second one.
I hated that ending with every fiber of my heart and soul. That is basically the opposite of everything I wanted. Fuck you FOREVER, show. >_>
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
That is CRUEL. Peter and Mozzie and everyone who cares about Neal spend a whole year grieving? And Diana is out of White Collar and New York? And Neal is legally dead, can never go home, and furthermore is now robbing the Louvre, i.e. has clearly gone back to a life of crime? And we never even got to see a reunion after Peter FINALLY (after a year of MISERY) figured out that Neal faked his death. NO NO NO NO DO NOT WANT.
(On top of that, for some reason Peter and El naming their son after Neal irritates the hell out of me, because while it's sweet in theory, I always hated it when fanfic did it and, come to find out, I don't like it any better in actual canon! Plus having two characters with the same name is going to be really annoying to write, assuming I write anything that takes this as actual canon -- but I'm really, really not good at selectively ignoring canon.)
AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH.
What really burns me up about it is that he had a legal way out. They didn't have to do this. The entire thing with the Panthers as a threat to force him to fake his death is a fucking narrative cheat, and I feel like the show came thisclose to giving me the ending that I wanted most -- Neal gets the anklet off legally, and can come and go as he likes; the whole world is wide open for him -- AND FUCKING GAVE ME THIS INSTEAD.
I had thought the reset-to-status-quo ending I would hate the most was Neal being stuck on the anklet forever, but instead the reset-to-status-quo they picked was Peter and Neal going back to Neal-as-criminal, Peter-as-FBI-agent-chasing-him WITH A YEAR OF MISERY IN THE MIDDLE THERE and turns out I hate that one at least as much if not more! Just. fucking. no.
The one thing I will give the show, regarding that ending, is that it's wide open for sequels and post-canon fixits. Unfortunately, because of the time jump, it's impossible to remove a lot of the elements I hated most without going AU (did I mention THE YEAR OF MISERY THAT NEAL DELIBERATELY INFLICTED ON HIS LOVED ONES and also I HATE WHAT THEY NAMED THE BABY) but hey, the fanfic potential is great! There are absolutely TONS of ficcing potential. I mean, if you look at canon as a springboard for fanfic, they left it in a pretty good place for it.
Unfortunately for me, fanfic is usually secondary and canon comes first, and I am really, really displeased where actual canon left it.
So anyway. Yes. There we are. Tons of fanfic potential, as soon as I actually get to a point where I want to write fanfic because I'm no longer feeling like capslocking about my feelings of annoyance and betrayal all over the place. >_>
ETA: Or maybe I'll just end up writing a long AU version of the finale in which Peter figures out the "faked his own death" thing 5 minutes after the orderly gives him the key (because Peter is not stupid; hell, I knew it was the key to the storage unit as soon as the guy handed it over) and EVERYTHING WITH THE PANTHERS GETS FIXED SOMEHOW and then I'll pretend it's actual canon. /o\
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And I figure Neal could still stop commuting crime. Faking one's death isn't illegal, which is what can be proven Neal did, and while the paperwork would be messy, his contract did say he'd go free if the Panthers were caught. Which is not me defending the ending exactly. It's more that I don't think fix-its will be hard. I could easily write Neal trying some heists before coming back, but eventually deciding it's not what he wants. Or, while he wants it, he wants New York more.
I have some optimism about what could be. And, really, as soon as we learned the baby was a boy, I knew he would be named Neal, so I didn't really have a reaction to that.
(I made my mother watch the episode first, then tell me if I would hate it. What she said gave me an idea of what might happen. So I was a bit prepared.)
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This is so totally not what I wanted, though. Still annoyed that it came so close to giving me everything I wanted and then snatched it away and gave me epic heartbreak instead.
But there's loads and loads of room to write fic in. And I agree that from here on out, it's possible to write nearly any sort of ending, right up to Neal deciding crime's not where it's at, fixing himself up with a new identity and moving back to New York as Neal Cafferay or whatnot.
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My fear was that Neal would never be able to return, and that doesn't seem to be the case. I wanted an unambiguously happy ending, but, well, I imagined much worse than this.
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And yeah, it could totally be worse. Heck, I think Peter would pull basically ANY string available to him to get Neal back to New York legally, if Neal wanted to come. It definitely could be worse. I've watched shows with finales that were WAY more depressing.
I'm just frustrated because I really wanted an ending for this show that I liked and felt good about. And I don't like this ending. It's not the worst thing ever, but some series finales have lifted me up on a cloud of happy feelings, and this one just hurt. And I didn't want to have that overshadow my feelings about the rest of the show ...
But it could have been much worse, and there is lots and lots of possible fic to write about it!
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So, I guess spoilers worked in my favor, because they made me imagine something much worse.
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.... on the other hand, the Sara/Neal potential is off the charts now. He's in Paris! Very close to London! :D What are the odds she starts finding roses on her balcony and such?
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And, really, when I think about, this is the most optimistic season finale ever. As it should be, since there's no next season to fix everything. But season one had Kate die in front of Neal, season two had Peter suspecting Neal of stealing the u-boat treasure (and then Neal finding the u-boat treasure), season three had Neal fleeing the country to get away from Kramer, season four had Peter arrested, and season five had Neal kidnapped. Now the vital difference is that all those things got fixed, whereas here we're more left hanging. But I personally don't have a hard time imagining things going well. I want things to go well. I need this to happen.
Ahaha, Sara would be so pissed to think Neal was dead then find out he was actually alive. She'd forgive him, because she always does, but there would be groveling!
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She might forigve him in the end, but it would be a long road - and honestly, I don't know if Sara would want tobe with Neal after this, knowing he is still causing people all this pain (even though supposedly for good reasons). Hmmm, I need someone to write me a Neal/Sara fic where they do just that and eventually get their happy ending.
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But give me some time to get used to it, and I may feel a lot more optimistic about it. Nobody's dead, and I agree that Peter's not mad at all; I think both Peter and Mozzie's main reaction to seeing Neal again will be relief and joy. And now that Peter knows (and Mozzie, based on the card in the storage unit, presumably knows) they'll surely get back in touch with each other.
I guess half the problem here is just that I want to see all this stuff onscreen. For me, fanfic isn't a substitute, and looking forward to the anticipation of everyone meeting again in Paris isn't the same as actually seeing a reunion onscreen. Right now I guess I kinda feel like we got all the grief and none of the catharsis, which is why I'm in such an emotional tangle about it!
On the other hand, there have been a lot of shows that have left my favorite characters in a far worse place (dead, say). So it could definitely be worse!
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I totally get wanting the catharsis. I guess for me, Mozzie and Peter discovering that Neal's alive is the beginning of that catharsis, but I understand why you'd want more.
But, well, nobody's dead (except Keller) and nobody's on the run from the law, and the latter was what I was especially afraid of.
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I felt this way until the last episode of the previous season 5... At that point I suddenly realized I can't trust this show which was a real kick in the gut and the reason for my subsequent decision to watch the new season after I know how it ends. :\
That feeling of betrayal is worse than a sad ending because I feel like the first 4 seasons were setting things up for something else and then it was like the authors changed their mind and decided no, these characters are not going to get all those things that we've built them up to want.
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They got the Panthers clean. Just Keller being able to stalk Neal wasn't enough to make him hide.
Did he really think the Panthers' threat was that enormous?
I can't figure out why they felt this was the solution they needed…. Neal going to ground.
I agree that Neal had that bottle of wine left at the Burke's to spark Peter's thought processes.
There is no way Mozzie was in on it. The actor played his grief beautifully.
I have no idea what is supposed to happen next in the minds of the writers.
Maybe Neal indeed hid as long as he felt he needed to and now he has a new identity.
I thought it was plausible that Neal would continue a life of crime, but I have no idea what Peter would do with that information. I think that was left intentionally ambiguous.
Interviews with the writers now that the episode has aired will be interesting if there are any.
Basically I'm looking forward to a rewatch so I can understand it all better. Season 6 I mean.
I'm sorry you felt so bad. I was a little more distanced from it all, mostly because I am unable to watch stuff in real time 90 percent of the time, so my emotions are usually a bit insulated.
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Oh well ... it is what it is, and like I posted in another journal post today, I've found a way of looking at the finale that hurts less. I still wish they'd given us a little more closure at the end, or at least that we'd gotten to see the characters reunited.
But I've loved shows that have had much more tragic endings, or endings with much less space for fanfic to fill the gaps, so there is always that.
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Or maybe I'll just end up writing a long AU version of the finale in which Peter figures out the "faked his own death" thing 5 minutes after the orderly gives him the key
That would be lovely. I find it hard to believe it took Peter a year. Sigh.
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I guess it could've been worse, because no one is dead for real and it's still wide open for all kinds of fanfic sequels. I still feel a little stabbed in the heart, though.