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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2014-08-16 01:57 am

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Books I am currently reading: Double Cross: The True Story of the D-Day Spies by Ben Macintyre. Spies + history = catnip for me anyway, but it's very engagingly written and I'm really enjoying it.

Popular image of spying: glamorous, competent people sipping martinis and seducing sexy enemy agents.

Actual spying: an equal blend of bureaucracy and crazy people.

At some point I need to transcribe or scan the book's section(s) on pigeons, because the pigeon stuff is AMAZING. It involves MI5 agent Richard Melville Walker ("He adored pigeons. He lived for pigeons. His reports were long, cooing poems of love.") who was convinced that Germany was going to smuggle intelligence out of the country with homing pigeons, despite the total lack of evidence for this, and deployed a series of anti-pigeon countermeasures, such as a brigade of trained falcons that only managed to succeed in taking down British pigeons ("friendly fire," the book comments dryly) and attempted pigeon double agents that quietly went native in French pigeon coops. A few choice bits are quoted here.

The "what happened to everyone after the war" chapter includes the following for Gustav the pigeon, who carried invasion news from the Normandy beach front and is the only war pigeon named in the book:

Gustav died soon after the war when his breeder trod on him while mucking out his loft.


Apparently Gustav was also awarded the Dickin Medal, the UK's distinguished service award for animals.
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[personal profile] recessional 2014-08-16 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Actual spying: an equal blend of bureaucracy and crazy people.

Haha in one of my mental play-crossovers, there is a point where Adam (the name I have assigned to the launch tech who refused to launch the Insight carriers) solemnly explains to Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) the most important advice the late Agent Coulson ever gave him:

"There are no sane, normal, or even particularly stable alpha-level agents. Sane, normal and stable people don't do this job. And if they try for too long, they stop being sane, normal and stable. Learn to anticipate that, and being part of this agency will get a lot easier."
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[personal profile] recessional 2014-08-16 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It is in the context of explaining that, should Agent Romanoff ever come down to Garcia's space and be generally around, she will in fact just randomly reach over Garcia's shoulders and mess around on her computer to look at things she wants and that getting mad at her will not actually stop her from doing this. This was such a pronounced habit that it used to be in the new SHIELD TECH GUIDE, along with "don't be snide about Agent Barton's weapon of choice unless you enjoy being randomly pelted by Nerf arrows when you least expect it".

"That seems a little . . . weird."

"Rumour has it Agent Romanoff once broke into the Falcon's house and finished the renovations in his basement. If you can't find Agent Barton, he's probably on the roof, or maybe hiding in the ceiling, watching you. There was a guy who died when the Triskelion fell, Agent Soza, who used to bring his bunny to the office any time he came. On a leash. Field agents are mostly weird, especially really good ones."


Yup. And these days even if you have a field agent and a trained plant s/he's . . . probably still at least partially a collecting point for a whole lot of local contacts, informants, secret-sellers and other assets.

Really James Bond is much more of an assassin than a spy. Or a distraction. I like to believe that during every ridiculous Bond escapade that's distracting the entire world from everything else, someone somewhere is quietly getting the ACTUALLY super important work done. (And actually in the everybodylives!AU, that exciting distraction is more or less what Howard and Steve are for, while Peggy and Bucky get on the with the actual scutwork that keeps the world safe. :P)
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[personal profile] musesfool 2014-08-16 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
The true story is so ludicrous that if it were fiction, nobody'd believe it. I'm pretty sure I laughed out loud more than once on the subway when it came to the pigeons. [personal profile] skygiants has a great post about the book here.
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[personal profile] musesfool 2014-08-18 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Mcintyre's Agent ZigZag is really enjoyable too. I haven't read Operation Mincemeat yet, but it's on my list.
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[personal profile] gwyn 2014-08-16 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG Walker is one of my favorite characters from spy history. He's so wonderfully ridiculous.