sholio | hahahaha this is all Telesilla's fault

(Side note: Actually,

almostnever is at least as much to blame. See here for details.)

I think I have a total crack AU idea for one of the squares on my

cliche_bingo card. This one requires pairing Rodney off with someone who is very specifically not Keller, Sam, or anyone else who fits his stated dating profile in canon, i.e. hot blondes. The fandom-obvious one here would be John, but since there are a million John/Rodney AUs already, I think it might be potentially more interesting (and unexpected) to pair him off with someone else. I am undecided. F'list, what do you think?

[Poll #1422722]

Results of the poll are entirely non-binding; it's basically just intended to help point me in a direction. If everyone writes in "Sam the Whale", for example, I do not consider myself obligated to write a Rodney/Whale AU, though it might be highly entertaining.

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Hermiod - because if you're gonna write crack, you might as well go all the way and 'ship him with an Asgard.

And can you imagine Hermiod's quietly disdainful comments (until he thaws and requites Rodney's burning passion)?

And the mental image of Caldwell's expression as he looks on is cracking me up already. And can you imagine Novak trying to explain what she's seeing to someone else? John perhaps? And John's reaction?

No, if crack AU romance is on offer, it simply MUST be Rodney/Hermiod.

Here endeth my mischief.

hahahaha this is all Telesilla's fault

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