Hermiod - because if you're gonna write crack, you might as well go all the way and 'ship him with an Asgard.

And can you imagine Hermiod's quietly disdainful comments (until he thaws and requites Rodney's burning passion)?

And the mental image of Caldwell's expression as he looks on is cracking me up already. And can you imagine Novak trying to explain what she's seeing to someone else? John perhaps? And John's reaction?

No, if crack AU romance is on offer, it simply MUST be Rodney/Hermiod.

Here endeth my mischief.