Cliché Bingo card!

[sholio]

rheanna27 assigned me my card for cliche_bingo! (Yes, I *made* them, but I still wanted to be surprised.)





HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god. Well, I really *wanted* a challenge! The results of this are going to be hilarious.

Comments

[kristen999.livejournal.com]

These look so freaking funny!! Can't wait to see the results.

[sholio]

I'M SCARED. HOLD ME. XD

I was originally planning to do the whole card gen (if possible) but ... let's just say some of these are going to be a challenge!

[kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com]

Gen version of magical healing cock = a rooster? XD

[sholio]

Hee! I was thinking something along those lines ... although looking for other meanings of "cock" hadn't occurred to me! Hmmm ...

Much crack will come from this, I suspect...

[perspi.livejournal.com]

OMG you got soulbonding AND magical healing cock?

*laughs uproariously*

(I do envy you your dystopias and road trips, though.)

[sholio]

hahahaha, I KNOW. *hides*

I'm actually looking forward to getting started, though! Hmm, where to begin...

[rheanna27.livejournal.com]

I *promise* it was random! Honest!

[sholio]

Hee! Well, I was actually hoping that I'd get at least one prompt that would be challenging for me to write. I guess it's a case of "be careful what you wish for". *snorts*

Thank you again for doing so much work organizing this thing, though! Despite my giggling over here, I'm still very excited about getting started!

[jadesfire2808.livejournal.com]

Bwah! That's quite the card!

Is it wrong that I looked at mine and thought "but how is that different to what I usually write?" *cough*

[sholio]

*runs off to see which card you got* XD

[melibabe.livejournal.com]

I haven't been following along that closely, because I'm a reader rather than writer. How does it work? Do you pick an appropriate bingo sequence (row, column, diagonal) and then write the story?

I look forward to the result in any case. :D

[melibabe.livejournal.com]

Ok, never mind, I did my own homework and went to the rules post so as not to be horribly lazy. ;)

[sholio]

's cool! Just ask if you have any specific questions (not that I can necessarily answer them). :D

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. I think I got off easy.

[sholio]

I KNOW! OMFGWTFBBQ...

This is so much fun, though! I love how people are posting their cards and squeeing over them! (Or freaking out...) Now I just need to figure out which prompt to start with.

[winter-elf.livejournal.com]

Soulbonding! Healing cock! Woke up gay?! OMG! I think you got a screamingly funny card! :) And the little jack/daniel pic in the middle is just icing on the cake :) heh. I like your card. Only thing you are missing is tentacles :) What can I say, tentacles is the ultimate cliche!

Oh, and a question on the whole cliche list, since I know you had a a big hand in helping make the list.... why is 'rare parings' considered a cliche? That one stumps me.

[sholio]

why is 'rare parings' considered a cliche?

Um ... I'm not sure? The list is sort of a consensus list from a number of different contributors. There are quite a few things on there that I didn't know about or wouldn't have considered cliches in the same sense as, say, tentacles or "magic healing cock". But everyone's list of cliches is a little bit different.

[winter-elf.livejournal.com]

yea, there are a few others I didn't see as cliche's either. this was just the biggest one that stood out to me.