Soulbonding! Healing cock! Woke up gay?! OMG! I think you got a screamingly funny card! :) And the little jack/daniel pic in the middle is just icing on the cake :) heh. I like your card. Only thing you are missing is tentacles :) What can I say, tentacles is the ultimate cliche!

Oh, and a question on the whole cliche list, since I know you had a a big hand in helping make the list.... why is 'rare parings' considered a cliche? That one stumps me.