*folds like house of cards in a windstorm*

[sholio]

*hangs head* I went ahead and signed up for hc_bingo because I have NO WILLPOWER AT ALL.

disappearing	cages	driven to insanity	mutation	fever / delirium
de-age (mental)	ghosts and hauntings	wings (always there) *FILLED*	agoraphobia	fear of flying
captivity	arachnaphobia	WILD CARD	embarrassment	accidents
nervous breakdown	werewolves: accidental mating for life w/ inappropriate person	caught in a robbery	rape / recovery	bullet wounds
domestic abuse (emotional)	self-harm	alcoholism	undercover: having to participate in illegal / hurtful activity	fear of heights

... wow. Some of these are going to be hard for me. XD Actually, I think some of them might be damned near impossible, without tipping over into a level of woobification that is really, really hard for me to write.

The idea of trying to do some of these in SGA cracks me up utterly. (On the other hand, a few of them are made for it!)

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[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

Fear of clowns! bwahahaha! And there's actual canon for it!

I'm also giggling at sudden onset wings. :D

[frith_in_thorns]

Actually, when I read that one I was thinking of all those fics where Rodney wakes up and is *deathly ill* but instead he's got wing-itis... or something. (I've yet to start taking anything about this challenge seriously.)

And I know! John would be "Rodney, save me!" and Rodney would be "Haha, don't be ridiculous" but then he would write an alogarithm which activated the clown's walkie-talkie to make ear-splitting noises when he came anywhere near John so that it would have to stay away and John would be "Actually, I was only joking" and Rodney would be "Of course you were. Let's go and have a beer." And then they never mention it again.

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

(I've yet to start taking anything about this challenge seriously.)

I know, I'm having that problem too! Possibly other people look at their cards and get lots of exciting and angsty plot bunnies, but all I can think is, "... that prompt would make such an awesome crack fic."

Rodney wakes up and is *deathly ill* but instead he's got wing-itis... or something.

*sporfls* What if it's contagious? He wouldn't be able to keep John away from him! But the rest of Atlantis would hate him, especially when their wings started getting in the way of doing their jobs. (Can you imagine having wings in a lab? I can hear the angry muttering in Czech now ...) Teyla would be very zen about her wings, until Torren escaped and started fluttering around Atlantis. At some point John would get to lead a team of winged Marines on a rescue mission, because it would just be unfair if he didn't ...

(I really never thought I'd get this much use out of my winged Ronon icon!)

LOL at the clown scenario. I'm thinking that "attacked by clowns" is just about the only weird thing that hasn't happened to them yet.