*folds like house of cards in a windstorm*

[sholio]

*hangs head* I went ahead and signed up for hc_bingo because I have NO WILLPOWER AT ALL.

disappearing	cages	driven to insanity	mutation	fever / delirium
de-age (mental)	ghosts and hauntings	wings (always there) *FILLED*	agoraphobia	fear of flying
captivity	arachnaphobia	WILD CARD	embarrassment	accidents
nervous breakdown	werewolves: accidental mating for life w/ inappropriate person	caught in a robbery	rape / recovery	bullet wounds
domestic abuse (emotional)	self-harm	alcoholism	undercover: having to participate in illegal / hurtful activity	fear of heights

... wow. Some of these are going to be hard for me. XD Actually, I think some of them might be damned near impossible, without tipping over into a level of woobification that is really, really hard for me to write.

The idea of trying to do some of these in SGA cracks me up utterly. (On the other hand, a few of them are made for it!)

Comments

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

No, wait! The evil boyfriend is a mad scientist, who mutated him into a half-human, half-spider! (Who also turns into a wolf, due to the whole ... werewolf thing. Which they don't talk about.)

ETA: Thus leading to the mental de-aging. All he does now is huddle in a corner and play with crayons with all eight seven (woops, forgot about the broken one) legs.

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait... we've forgotten about the wings! Did the evil mad scientist boyfriend stick some fly DNA in there just to mess with him? (Also, is Character Woobie A played by Jeff Goldblum? That would explain a lot.) Of course, having spider DNA would just complicate things. He'd keep having to resist the urge to trap himself in a web. Oh, poor Mutated Woobie A.

Thus leading to the mental de-aging. All he does now is huddle in a corner and play with crayons with all eight seven (woops, forgot about the broken one) legs.

XD The silver lining to this truly tragic story is that with all of those extra appendages, he was able to create some truly beautiful works of art, the best ever made with Crayola. Sadly, just before Woobie was about to be recognized for his work, evil mad scientist boyfriend tore up all of his drawings in a fit of jealous rage. Then Woobie ate some lemon chicken.

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

Now I'm very sad that there is no Lemon Chicken square. Because there really should be!

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Every fandom should learn the deadly potential of poultry slathered in citrus. *nods*

[gnine.livejournal.com]

...You two have just killed me dead *still gasping from laughing waaay too hard!*

This kinda needs to be written, even if only in a short, cracktastic drabble...^_-

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

I was actually thinking about attempting a single crackfic that uses ALL of these, if possible. I just can't figure out who to do it to. Rodney or John are the obvious choices, I guess ...

[frith_in_thorns]

But you can use the free square in the centre for that!