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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2010-02-28 11:59 pm

Sometimes I'm slow

So we just watched Revenge of the Sith, finally. (Yes, it took five years.)

And OMG STILL LAUGHING. *expires on keyboard* I really don't think that was the reaction Lucas was going for with his big tragic finale.
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[identity profile] xparrot.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
HAW I know, right?

The NOOOOO wasn't quite as funny to me as the "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!" which had me LOLing in the theater...
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[identity profile] friendshipper.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Obi-wan's exchange with Anakin near the start of the movie ("We're smarter than this!" "No, I guess we're not.") had me go off posthaste to get a glass of wine, and I didn't regret it. Being slightly drunk makes the movie tolerable, at least.

... seriously, if your script is so awful that even Samuel L. Jackson can't make his lines sound convincing, you know you've got a bad problem ...
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[identity profile] xparrot.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Alcohol! I knew I was forgetting something! There is a major downside to not being a drinker...

I still love the original trilogy (recently rewatched it, and yeah, it's dated, but it's still Star Wars!) but the prequels really are an exercise in How Not To Write a Screenplay.
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[personal profile] aelfgyfu_mead 2010-03-01 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"We're smarter than this!" "No, I guess we're not."
I think that sums up the entire movie!
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[identity profile] xparrot.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
--also you might want to check out the abridged script (http://www.the-editing-room.com/revengeofthesith.html):

"On my way to kill all of the children now! Whee!"
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[personal profile] frith_in_thorns 2010-03-01 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That link totally made my morning. Thanks!
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[identity profile] friendshipper.livejournal.com 2010-03-01 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahaha! That's awesome! :D
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[personal profile] sheron 2010-03-02 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD ROFL

"Must… bridge… gap… to… original… trilogy…"

I don't even remember if I saw this movie (seriously) but the abridged script is hilarious! Thanks.