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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2019-02-28 11:36 pm

I regrettably lack a cactus icon

[personal profile] rachelmanija and I are now in Arizona! Highlights and lowlights (mostly highlights) of our Tucson trip so far:

* At the rental car place in the airport, Rachel asked if our rental had a built-in GPS. It did not. The attendant offered to go see if they had any cars that did. He came back to inform us that the only car currently on their lot with a built-in GPS was a 2019 Mustang convertible. So guess what we are now driving.

.... it is amazing. Though slightly nerve-wracking to drive, because it is a brand new $50K car with an astonishing amount of horsepower and controls that are so sensitive and complex that we keep finding ourselves spending 10 minutes trying to figure out how to do normal car things like turn on the air conditioning. Taking the top down and cruising on the highway is FUCKING AWESOME, though. :D

* The first night, we decided to pick up a six-pack of beer to take back to our AirBnB. We asked the clerk if they had a bottle opener. There was a baffled pause and he was like "uh, I'm not sure" and starts LOOKING UNDER THE COUNTER. We went "No, no, to BUY!" and were directed to the right shelf, but we left the store wondering just how far this would have gone and in what possible set of circumstances having the clerk in the store open our beers for us and then let us walk out of the store with them would have led to anything good.

* We got two different AirBnBs so that we could split our time between a quiet, secluded location in the suburbs, and being in the middle of downtown. The first one was quiet and clean and nice, and we heard coyotes howling and stargazed from the deck. AirBnB #2 so far has turned out to lack the extra bed that was promised (this isn't that big a deal because it was at least partly due to our failure to read the optional details, and we don't mind sharing a bed), and perhaps more critically, it has turned out to lack hot water, and the bathroom is first of all down the hall and shared with a next-door shop, secondly is not very clean, and ... did I mention the lack of hot water? Because it's kind of a problem. >_>

It is, however, cute and quirky and charming. We had a conversation with our hostess which went something like this:

Hostess: So, have you two been friends for a long time?
Us, slightly baffled: Uh ... about five years, I guess?

She also pointed out about 5 times in the conversation that Tucson is very LGBT friendly, that this place is very LGBT/trans friendly, etc. It was something like 3 hours later that we looked at each other and were like "Uh ... I think she was asking if we were a couple."

We are dense.

(And now there's only one bed. I think I've read this fanfic.)

At least she didn't ask us if we were twins.

She was also one of multiple people in Tucson who have successfully guessed that I'm from Fairbanks (not merely Alaska generally, but Fairbanks, specifically) before I told them. She had also not only lived in Fairbanks in the past, but worked in Denali Park the same summer I did, at a business next to the one where I worked at. Small world.

* Today we went on a guided nature hike. As we were cruising down the road toward the trailhead in our Mustang, one of us (me, I'm pretty sure) remarked on how smoothly the trip was going so far. (This was before we discovered the lack of hot water in tonight's AirBnB.) Not 2 minutes later, we drew to a halt at water flowing across the road and a "road closed" sign.

We contemplated this, contemplated our incredibly expensive rental car with the 2" ground clearance, and decided perhaps we'd walk. We were due to the trailhead at 5, and it was at that point almost exactly 5. This was our second try at the nature hike, because on the previous day we'd ended up cancelling and rescheduling due to having underestimated how long it would take us to drive back to the city from our south-of-Tucson excursion to a lovely little arts community called Tubac, which had involved making everyone on the nature hike wait for us for about 15 minutes while we desperately tried to fight our way across town through road construction and rush-hour traffic before we ended up rescheduling. So it was with a certain amount of embarrassment that we texted the guide to let him know that we were almost there, REALLY, WE MEAN IT THIS TIME ... as we were hopping over braided channels of the CREEK flowing across the middle of the road and trying not to get our feet wet. The GPS said it was only 0.2 miles! We could be there in 5 minutes!

He came and picked us up, which was good since it was more like 3/4 of a mile. The hike was fantastic, and we saw a coyote and bats and learned a lot about saguaro cactus, and then got a ride back to our car. "The water has gone down a foot since yesterday," he remarked as he let us out at our car. We contemplated on the drive back to town that possibly the information that the road is bisected by a creek should have come up, maybe just ONCE, in all of our various texting/calling with him over the last couple of days as we failed repeatedly to show up for his nature hikes. This is doubly ironic because during the hike he had mentioned that flash floods are very dangerous in the desert and just a foot of water can sweep a hiker off their feet or a car downstream. So maybe mentioning the foot of water on the road would have been helpful then?

It was a really fun hike, though!

* Rachel has been talking me into buying all the cactus things, including an actual cactus (edit: two actual cacti) that I am going to try to take on the plane with me because I have no common sense.

And now it's 12:15 a.m. and our not-so-great (but LGBT-friendly!) AirBnB has a party going on next door. I plan to try to sleep anyway.
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[personal profile] lilacsigil 2019-03-01 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
We had a customer from Alaska today! She was suffering in the heat, so I mentioned that I thought Alaska got pretty warm in summer, so now I know all about the differences between inland and coastal temperatures there! She was so excited to talk to someone who had heard of Alaska, I think she'd been cooped up in the car with her husband a bit too long...
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[personal profile] lunabee34 2019-03-01 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like so much fun.
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[personal profile] yhlee 2019-03-01 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds like a most excellent adventure! :D
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[personal profile] schneefink 2019-03-01 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Only one bed, huh? And no hot water so there might be a need to huddle for warmth? I too have read that fic xD Good luck avoiding things like being lost in the wilderness or stuck in an elevator together.

[personal profile] helen_keeble 2019-03-01 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I’m pretty sure this is the fanfic where your simmering UST is exploded by the SHOCKING REVELATION that you are actually sisters. And then there are forty-eight chapters of angst before it’s revealed that actually one of you was switched at birth with a demon, so sexytiems happen but then one of you gets murdered by Evil Twin, and the other does a Dark Majicks Resurrection Spell but OH NOES now one of you is soulless and evil so the other now has to fight all the forces of Heaven while trying to love the other back to humanity, and then the Apocalypse.
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[personal profile] rachelmanija 2019-03-01 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLOOLOL. You forgot that we are INCOMPATIBLE SHIFTERS! One of us is a rattlesnake, and the other is its sworn enemy, a roadrunner!

I am cracking up that I have now experienced bedsharing, snowed in, and fake dating with three different (platonic, no really) friends semi-recently. The first two were in the same month!
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[personal profile] loligo 2019-03-02 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Someone needs to start a pool on which trope you'll experience next!
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[personal profile] melannen 2019-03-02 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
At this rate we could do bingo cards! :D
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[personal profile] davidgillon 2019-03-02 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Your muse has clearly heard of life as art and isn't about to let a good idea go until it's wrung every nuance out of it!
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[personal profile] sheron 2019-03-01 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
There was only one bed.

You are definitely in a fanfic. From now until eternity you can never again think "really? there was only one bed?" about any of these plots, omg.

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[personal profile] arduinna 2019-03-01 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so, to sum up:

* This entire trip, people have been remarking on how the two of you look together
* Which indirectly also means that people have been remarking on how comfortable you are around each other
* You have been mistaken for a couple by an earnest, good-hearted landlady
* You had to get the sexy convertible to do your road-tripping in because it was your only valid option
* You've been menaced by flash floods (sort of) in the desert
* There was only one bed
* There was no hot water
* Bonus coyotes yipping in the distance while stargazing

... Dude(s). You may be taking Life Imitates Fanfic a step too far. (But hey, maybe were-coyotes will be the next big thing?)
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[personal profile] rachelmanija 2019-03-01 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
We also have matching anime-colored hair. ;)
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[personal profile] rosefox 2019-03-02 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
If your eyes turn purple, it's a good time to make out a will.
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[personal profile] sartorias 2019-03-01 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, what adventures!

I still miss my '65 Mustang convertible. No bells and whistles (no seat belts, even) but damn was it fast! I had to tune it up every two months.
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[personal profile] rachelmanija 2019-03-01 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, I had no idea you used to have a Mustang! This is the first time I've ever driven or even been in one, and I love it.
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[personal profile] sartorias 2019-03-01 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the car I drove when I made it from Santa Barbara out to Claremont in ninety minutes (at three a.m. ) The downside was you could almost see the gas gauge drop at long red lights--and I had to get it tuned every two-three months. But boy was it fun to drive!
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[personal profile] booksarelife 2019-03-01 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you managed some sleep and had/are having a less epic day today!! (I will fully admit I have no idea what time it is in Arizona right now because I don't have enough brain left to calculate the time difference from Greece to Arizona) Also, I love this entry very much, especially the way your life has become a fic
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[personal profile] maplemood 2019-03-01 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you guys are having a wonderful time!
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[personal profile] monanotlisa 2019-03-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
HOMG, I can't believe it took you three hours. :P

Great trip, by the sound of it.
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[personal profile] rachelmanija 2019-03-01 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOL. The part that made it misleading was that she started with "This is the heart of Tucson's trans community! We are very trans friendly!" (Meaningful look.) I actually thought at that point, "Does she think we might be transgender?" But that was so irrelevant to the actual subtext ("Are you two a couple?") that it distracted me from her next bit, which was to go on about how LBGTQ-friendly they were in general. If she'd reversed the order I think we would have figured it out faster.
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[personal profile] monanotlisa 2019-03-01 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
:P

I occasionally get these Meaningful Looks too.
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[personal profile] trobadora 2019-03-01 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, wow, you're really living in a fanfic!
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[personal profile] winter_elf 2019-03-01 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Sounds like you are having fun - and only one bed! HAHAHAHAHA! Though no hot water is very frustrating :(

My sister recently had an AIRBNB in LA near Universal - which she got because of a huge tub (Jacuzzi style) - but the huge bathroom ALSO has a shower ROOM (could have fit an orgy) with multiple showerheads. I wanted to stay in there till I turned into a prune :P

Yea, good idea not to cross that Wash. And look - you got to see an actual Wash in action!

Don't forget Cactus jelly.
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[personal profile] yalumesse 2019-03-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
WOW that car, and lol that host. Glad you're having a good time!
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[personal profile] umadoshi 2019-03-02 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Fiction=surprisingly realistic sometimes? ^_-

I'm glad you two are having such a great trip, lack of hot water notwithstanding.
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[personal profile] scioscribe 2019-03-03 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so jealous of that convertible ride! Please tell me it's cherry red. Or at least let me imagine it...

It sounds like an amazing trip.