LOL! Sounds like you are having fun - and only one bed! HAHAHAHAHA! Though no hot water is very frustrating :(

My sister recently had an AIRBNB in LA near Universal - which she got because of a huge tub (Jacuzzi style) - but the huge bathroom ALSO has a shower ROOM (could have fit an orgy) with multiple showerheads. I wanted to stay in there till I turned into a prune :P

Yea, good idea not to cross that Wash. And look - you got to see an actual Wash in action!

Don't forget Cactus jelly.