"I just cannot believe that you are having my baby Rodney" John exclaimed in surprise! "And here I thought you were you know male. Or something."
Rodney threw aside the bib on which he was embroidering pi to the Feynman point and burst into tears. "John I knew you would abandon me and our lovechild! I will go back to earth quietly and you will never have to see me again. Just just let me go talk to Sam."
"Rodney don't be an idiot" John said kneeling next to him and rubbing his stomach like it was the magic eight ball of love. "I just want to make an honest physicist of you. Marry me Rodney."
"Oh John yes."
John kissed him with an urgent kiss of great urgency. "And we will name our lovechild Brittni with two Ts and two Is."
"Even if its a boy" Rodney said happily. "Ooh contractions!"
oooh rec me baby please!
"I just cannot believe that you are having my baby Rodney" John exclaimed in surprise! "And here I thought you were you know male. Or something."
Rodney threw aside the bib on which he was embroidering pi to the Feynman point and burst into tears. "John I knew you would abandon me and our lovechild! I will go back to earth quietly and you will never have to see me again. Just just let me go talk to Sam."
"Rodney don't be an idiot" John said kneeling next to him and rubbing his stomach like it was the magic eight ball of love. "I just want to make an honest physicist of you. Marry me Rodney."
"Oh John yes."
John kissed him with an urgent kiss of great urgency. "And we will name our lovechild Brittni with two Ts and two Is."
"Even if its a boy" Rodney said happily. "Ooh contractions!"