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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2011-11-17 06:19 pm

I need a good winter icon ...

We've set record lows now for two days in a row. Apparently it was -41 at the airport this morning. (... that's roughly the same in Celcius and Fahrenheit. WOE.) It's a teensy bit warmer at our place; I'm fairly sure it's been hovering around -35 all day. (That's not what the thermometer in the window says, but it's extremely inaccurate at low temperatures, and Le Husband said that the car thermometer read -33 in our yard when he came home tonight.)

(Fun fact: As of my typing this, Fairbanks is #15 of the coldest places IN THE WORLD. And most of the weather stations above us are in Antarctica or Siberia.)

Interesting things that happen at -35:

- Toss a cup of near-boiling water in the air and it instantly vaporizes in a huge puff of steam. I can NEVER resist doing this, every winter. Actually, it gets even more interesting when it's colder. I once demonstrated this at -50 for a co-worker from Texas who was experiencing her first Alaska winter, and it exploded, with such a loud crack that I though at first it had broken the cup. Very gratifying.

- Sounds carry forever. We're a half-mile from the highway, and you can barely hear the traffic in the summer, but at -35 the air is so still and dense that it sounds like cars are driving right into the yard.

- Frozen meat from the outdoor freezer is so cold that I have to unwrap it under warm running water to prevent my bare hands from freezing to it. (Ow.)

- On a rather more prosaic note, when I come in from outside, my glasses are so cold that they not only fog up instantly, but it instantly freezes to ice, even in a 65-degree house. Also, when you're outside more than a few minutes, your nose hairs start to freeze. It's a very odd sensation.

- On an even more prosaic note, one of the dogs has decided to go on bathroom strike. Every time I try to coax her outside, she flees to her bed, where she trembles and huddles and looks at me like I'm the biggest meanie that ever meaned. After an unbelievable 24 hours of this, I got worried enough to pick her up and carry all 55 lbs of her -- shivering and struggling -- down the stairs and out the door ... where she did her business in record time and scurried back in. Wimp.

- One final, random cold-weather factoid: a few winters ago, I discovered that at -40, diesel won't burn. Like, at all. I was trying to use diesel to start a fire in the outdoor boiler, and at -40, you can throw all the matches you like at it -- nothing happens. Soaking wood in diesel just makes it wet and even less likely to catch on fire.

I CAN HAZ SPRING NAO?
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[personal profile] zillah975 2011-11-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Eeek! I worry for you!

And for the dog, poor sweetie. Maybe she needs a sweater?

Stay warm!
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[personal profile] rheanna 2011-11-18 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
OMG how do you *survive*?! We had a freakishly cold winter here (north of Ireland) last year and temperatures got down to -15C, which is as cold as I've ever experienced, and that was quite cold enough, thank you. (I did once have to go into an industrial chiller and experienced the 'nose hair freezing' phenomenon, which is... an odd sensation.)

The exploding cup of hot water sounds very cool. I would love to try that some time.
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[personal profile] anotherslashfan 2011-11-18 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, this reminds me of my stay in Inner Mongolia (although temperatures only went down to -30° Celsius)... But I guess it's much harder to bear if you have snow. We only had the cold, and it was strangely bearable (except for the freezing of nose hairs, obviously).
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[personal profile] ratcreature 2011-11-18 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Brrr. If I was your dog I'd demand an indoor kitty toilet too.
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[personal profile] winter_elf 2011-11-19 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I iz frozen!!! yikes!!! Alaska is pretty, pretty, pretty - but I'd freeze into a solid block if I was there I think

This is from the person who use to live in a place that often tied for hottest in the US on a regular basis. Often we'd be 120+ for weeks at a time. And yes, that is days when you don't move much and fight the dogs for the space under the swamp cooler in the trailer. (and dogs are wimps, they also refuse to go out in 120+ temperatures).

[identity profile] ldyanne.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
*ahivers*

You're making the midwest winter look so much better!

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[identity profile] lar_laughs.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
When we have our random two freezing weeks (as we usually do in January or February), I'm definitely going to try that boiling water trick!

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[identity profile] cat-77.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, you get our late January/early February weather this early? For some reason, I did not expect that.

The nose thing confused me on campus, until I realized I had been lucky enough to either have a car in a garage or a ride from friends throughout the end of high school and just wasn't used to it any more.

We are finally due for snow - they keep taunting us with it, but apparently it is coming for reals this weekend. Love how it sort of insulates things and makes sound both muffled and sharper at the same time.

Have some hot chocolate for me and try to stay warm?
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[identity profile] xparrot.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahah and I was just complaining about Seattle weather, because it was getting below 40 (positive!) today, and all windy and rainy! :P

...I do not blame your dog at all *poor wimpy puppy*

[identity profile] ivy03.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I have had the nosehairs freezing. And, once, eyebrows. I grew up in Boston and now live in NY, and you wouldn't think that would make a big difference, but the winters are significantly milder here. I never feel like I've really earned spring.

[identity profile] tipper-green.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Heh - the diesel thing reminded me of this big argument we had here about ten years ago. There's this large LNG tank near Boston that, after 9/11, many people were trying to get removed, on the theory that someone might light a match and blow it up. Can't tell the public that fire will not explode liquid nitrogen. Like trying to convince Fox News devotees that Obama isn't the antichrist.

Looks awesome in movies, though, gotta admit. LOL!

It's still weirdly warm in the Northeast, though it finally chilled down today. Nothing like Alaska cold, however. Your write-up caused me to want to make a huge mug of steaming tea and cower in a blanket next to the fire!

[identity profile] liz-mo.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's the fumes that explode.
Which is why a half full car gas tank is more dangerous than a full one …
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[identity profile] grav-ity.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, frozen nose hairs...

I spent a week last winter working outside in -40 weather (the warmest it got was -37), and then spent some time trying to explain the difference between -30 and -40. I loved the prairie winter...but I'm in no great hurry to do it again! :)

[identity profile] kriadydragon.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Toss a cup of near-boiling water in the air and it instantly vaporizes in a huge puff of steam.

My dad totally did this once and we even have it on video! He did a pot of boiling water. Coolest thing ever!

My mom likes to tell us about how it would be -40 one day and everyone would be in coats, then -30 the next and everyone would be in jackets. Oh, weather...

Stay warm :D
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[personal profile] longtimegone 2011-11-18 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Toss a cup of near-boiling water in the air and it instantly vaporizes in a huge puff of steam.

That is the coolest thing I've heard all day! :D

I don't know if I've ever mentioned it, but I live in Alabama. It's about 36 degrees outside and that's cold to me. It does get colder here. Usually in January/February we have 30s/40s days and in the low 20s/teens at night. If it ever snows (which has happened a few times in the last few years), we are screwed because it never really stays cold enough to stay frozen and instantly coats the roads in scary slushy ice that we just do not know how to deal with.

This post is neat to me because it is so foreign to my own experience. I literally cannot imagine weather that cold!

[identity profile] wildcat88.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What she said.

It's supposed to be 81 here Sunday...

[identity profile] snarkydame.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like I should save this post and use it as a reference for a fic someday. (I want to try the water thing! But Missouri just . . . doesn't get that cold. :P)

[identity profile] skuldchan.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Toss a cup of near-boiling water in the air and it instantly vaporizes in a huge puff of steam.

Never seen this before in real life, but it sounds pretty awesome! :D
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[personal profile] sheron 2011-11-18 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. All I can say is wow.

[identity profile] liz-mo.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
*goes to huddle with your dog under the blankets*
while I admit that I love snow and winter weather, -10 ° C are more than enough.
Yours are the temps where you actually freeze to death when you have an accident or your house heating breaks down.
But I just wish people here weren't so wimpy about half an inch of snow…

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[identity profile] aim2misbhave.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, and here in LA we're complaining about how it's "freezing" because it's below 60 F outside!

(I grew up in New England, so I've had plenty of experience with cold and snow and horrific weather conditions)

[identity profile] alessandriana.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
My California heart shivers in horror at this. D: D: D:

The worst winter I've ever experienced was actually this past winter, up in Ohio; it was down around 5-10 degrees some days. And I thought that was bad!
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[personal profile] leesa_perrie 2011-11-18 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
As fun as watching a cup of near-boiling water vaporize would be, I think I'll stay here in the UK where it's not so cold - brrrr!!!

Maybe you should get an extra large litter tray for the poor doggie - I mean, she's a long way removed from her wolf ancestry, isn't she?!! :D :D
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[personal profile] trobadora 2011-11-18 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I love your Alaska posts. ♥

Toss a cup of near-boiling water in the air and it instantly vaporizes in a huge puff of steam.

This is so awesome! I wish I could see that in real life.

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[identity profile] schneefink.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
And I was afraid of -20C! Wow. I hope you have lots of good tea & hot chocolate!

[identity profile] altyronsmaker.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I am going to steal this post and give it to my students as an anticipation guide thingie for To Build A Fire. This is a post of real life awesomeness.

Also. The protagonist of TBAF is such a fuckin' dumbass noob...I shake my head at his runaway stupidity.

[identity profile] black-raven135.livejournal.com 2011-11-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
We are headed for another winter of '09 according to the weather people not only locally but Weather Channel due to La Nina............
'09 featured Christmas on New Years Day...........
This year we slid out of summer into autumn and then immediately into winter
just like '09 which was miserable.........it always features a lot of ice along with snow
I can handle snow but the ice makes me nuts...........
It covers everything.
Worse case of silver thaw was when I was in VA. I was driving a VW bug at the time so only thing that saved me from a frozen block as the majority of other cars were suffering................

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