Dear brain: wtf
Headline on Yahoo News: "Militants kill 16 passengers in northwest Pakistan". Which is, obviously, tragic and awful, but I read the first word, at first glance, as "Mutants".
I don't know what universe my brain is tapped into at the moment, but apparently it's not this one.
I don't know what universe my brain is tapped into at the moment, but apparently it's not this one.

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Now, you see, that's new interpretation of the article I would have clicked immediately!
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