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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2021-01-05 04:02 pm

Nature, go home, you're drunk

I need to introduce you to something which has made my life 1000% better: loons trying to fly.

So apparently loons are extremely optimized for swimming. Their legs are located in the back of the loon. This makes them incredibly good at swimming.



.... in an uncanny valley sort of way.

When they get on land, things go wrong.



(Skip to about 0:49 for the loon climbing out on land.)

So yeah, the legs are in the back and all the weight is in the front, so the closest they can manage to walking is a sort of awkward flopping. This also means they can't take off from land because they can't get up enough speed. Apparently they sort of struggle with that in water as well, because they don't have hollow bones (makes them better at diving) and are extremely heavy. The only way they can achieve liftoff is by frantically running along the surface of the water flapping, and it is FUCKING HILARIOUS.





I think part of what makes it so funny, aside from the cartoonlike frantic flailing, is the way that it goes on far beyond where you would expect a duck, say, to actually take off. It's like - okay, liftoff now? Nope, still running!!

I wonder if this is an intermediate stage on the way to a penguin. I mean, you could see them eventually achieving verticality and being able to walk around on land again.

This does explain why we don't really have loons around here. (I mean, not Alaska in general, which is full of them, but the valley I live in.) They make an incredibly distinctive noise that can be heard a long way off, and sometimes in the summer I'll hear a very distant loon wail, but I think the lakes we have around here just aren't big enough for them.
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[personal profile] ratcreature 2021-01-06 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
These do look hilarious. In German loons are called "Prachttaucher" i.e. glorious divers, a very image consultant like choice, that neatly glosses over their less elegant side...
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[personal profile] leesa_perrie 2021-01-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That image consultant must be both well sort after and earn a big, big wage!! I'd hire him/her if I was a business owner/celebrity/ungainly diving bird! :D :D
Edited 2021-01-06 16:27 (UTC)
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[personal profile] sheron 2021-01-06 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
OMG I see what you mean about the "liftoff nao?" feeling, ahahaha!
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[personal profile] lynnenne 2021-01-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
That is awesome!
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[personal profile] edenfalling 2021-01-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
The trouble with the penguin theory is that loons are migratory, so they need to retain the ability to fly. Penguins were able to ditch that because they swim in the sea (saltwater), whereas loons breed in northern freshwater lakes that freeze over very thoroughly during the winter. I am not sure you can get a vertical penguin-type body while still retaining flight-capable wings rather than turning your wings into flippers.

...Possibly if loons ditched the migration and stayed at their winter coastal homes (I think a lot of them winter in the Gulf of Mexico, and some others along the Atlantic coast), we could end up with temperate and/or subtropical loonguins?
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[personal profile] rachelmanija 2021-01-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
LOONGUINS.
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[personal profile] silverflight8 2021-01-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, mallards have this weird back-of-body legs too, but it's really extreme on loons, huh. Your last video is also literally 40 seconds of loon attempting to take off - I feel bad for laughing but OMG I didn't expect the loon to be struggling for so long!

Eons (a youtube series about natural history) had an interesting episode on how penguins became so adapted to water, and what interested me was that the adaptations for swimming are so diametrically opposite from flying - heavier bones, different "wings", etc - that at some point it's realistic to just flip over to one side or the other.
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[personal profile] yhlee 2021-01-06 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
BWA HA HA HA HA I needed this, thank you. :3
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[personal profile] sartorias 2021-01-06 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Now I understand "running about like a loon" and like expressions!
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[personal profile] hamsterwoman 2021-01-06 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, that does look cartoonishly comical!

(And I see what you mean about the swimming being uncanny valley -- they move their legs like frogs! so weird!)
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[personal profile] sara 2021-01-06 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
There's a reason they yell like that and it's not because everything's going great.
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[personal profile] ellenmillion 2021-01-06 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Loooooons! Now I want to write a loon shifter...

[personal profile] timespirt 2021-01-06 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
The legs are set too far behind them for walking but it makes for great swimming and walking on water while trying to fly LOL. I never would have taken them for diving ducks. We don't have them by us, we have the cormorants though which are our diving ducks.
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[personal profile] leesa_perrie 2021-01-06 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Loons need a biiiiig lake!!! :D

That is one of the funniest bird take offs ever!! :D
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[personal profile] pauraque 2021-01-07 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
My wife has a story about a loon that got stuck in a small lake behind her workplace. It landed there and didn't have enough room to take off again, so it just sat there calling and calling and calling, until they finally phoned the fish and wildlife department and got some guys to come trap it and release it in a bigger body of water somewhere. I'm not sure what it would have done if humans hadn't existed. Would it have eventually hauled itself out and tried flopping its way to safety on land?