Pollen Exchange tags

[sholio]

pollenexchange is a thing now for sex pollen and all associated pollens, currently taking tag nominations, (better make sure all the tags I want are in there, you know, just in case) and the freeform tags are amazing. Someone has been having way too much fun nominating things.

Some of my favorites so far:

• Grunge Pollen: Victim Feels Overwhelming Urge To Quit Bathing‚ Wear Flannel‚ And Start A Garage Band
• Lex Pollen - Person thinks they are now Lex Luthor
• MILF Pollen: Character wants to have sex with closest MILF
• Mundane AU Pollen: Victim Has Delusion Of Working In A Flowershop‚ Forces Flowers On New Victims
• Pokedex Pollen - Pollen makes character wanna catch 'em all
• Pollen Makes You Really Good at Mario Kart
• Poultry Pollen Turns Victims Into Giant Chickens
• Sax Pollen - Those Affected Become Proficient On the Saxophone For No More Than 48 Hours
• T-Rex Pollen Turns Victim Into A Large Carnivorous Dinosaur With Tiny Forearms
• Tex-Mex Pollen Makes Victim Want To Put Taco Seasoning And Shredded Cheese On Everything They Eat

I think I've been dosed with this one:
• Pollen that makes you sign up for exchanges

And of course:
• Pollen Causes Seasonal Allergies

Comments

[st_aurafina]

I love all the pollens in this bar!! Except the last one.

[sovay]

Pollen Causes Seasonal Allergies

+1.

[xparrot]

Ahahah those are brilliant... I love tropes of forced behaviors other than sex but I never thought of just using the pollen trope XD

... Also I recently wrote a fic that had hayfever as the catalyst and am now regretting not tagging it "not-sex pollen"

[alessandriana]

Also I recently wrote a fic that had hayfever as the catalyst and am now regretting not tagging it "not-sex pollen"

I mean, this is still a thing you could do :D

[sholio]

Tagged: Unsexy Pollen

[oracne]

ROFLMAO!

[musesfool]

• Pollen Causes Seasonal Allergies

It sure does! Amazing.

[redrikki]

I just read through the tags. You've picked some of the tame ones. Who comes up with this stuff?

[madripoor_rose]

Didn't Stargate SG-1 do an ep where pollen turned people into cavemen and only Daniel and Janet were immune because they were taking anti-histamine? I think I remember that ep....

[monanotlisa]

HOMG.

I love it.

(It is also one of my favorite tropes.)

[chelseagirl]

I really want every fandom to experience grunge pollen, immediately.

[lazaefair]

Pollen Coats Your Outdoors Furniture So You Have To Clean It Every Day Before You Sit Down

[genarti]

Every single one of these is amazing.

[such_heights]

I love all of this so much. Lex Pollen! Incredible!

[alessandriana]

Chthonic Pollen: Victim's Soul Is Trapped In The Underworld Until Someone Uses A Neti Pot On Them

Hanahaki's-Asshole-Cousin Pollen: flowers in the lungs of anyone with enough sadness/stress hormones

Sneks Pollen: Victim Becomes A Collection Of Three Or More Adorable Snakes With Boopable Snoots

omg