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A completely ridiculous and unscientific poll
Season three of Stranger Things is still a few months out, but I was thinking about it today ...
(No actual spoilers here. I know nothing.)
(No actual spoilers here. I know nothing.)
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 29
Who will beat up Steve this season?
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A middle schooler
14 (48.3%)
Nancy
1 (3.4%)
Mrs. Byers
3 (10.3%)
The monster of the week
16 (55.2%)
Billy, again
12 (41.4%)
Aliens
4 (13.8%)
Steve's own evil doppelganger
11 (37.9%)
In a shocking plot twist, no one!
6 (20.7%)
What will happen to the Byers house this year?
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A plague of locusts
3 (10.3%)
It will be necessary for completely valid plot reasons to paint the walls a bizarre color, such as bright pink.
9 (31.0%)
Creepy plants. Creepy plants everywhere.
10 (34.5%)
The furniture will come alive and start trying to eat people.
7 (24.1%)
It'll get temporarily transposed into the Upside Down.
19 (65.5%)
Land mines.
1 (3.4%)
Dinosaurs.
4 (13.8%)
Nothing! All property damage will be elsewhere this time.
3 (10.3%)
no subject
As I was making the poll I was trying to think of things that haven't happened to the Byers house and it's a fairly short list considering that they've already set it on fire, held off a siege, turned it into a giant map, etc.