I even hear they've got this new fangled format called MP4, that can tame even the wildest of High Definition beasts, with nary a pixel out of place, with only a fraction of the space required.

The hell you say?! Lies! Damned lies! XD

... I just don't even know! I don't even get something that huge when I export a completely uncompressed .mov out of iMovie. You'd almost have to try.