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Sholio ([personal profile] sholio) wrote2009-12-08 06:12 pm
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Are you guys tired of listening to me complain about books yet?

Too bad. *g* Because I'm reading "Off Armageddon Reef" by David Weber, and thus far, I have this to say.

Dear Mr. Weber,

If you plan to write about languages changing over time, for the sake of your readers' sanity, read a book on linguistics first. Or look it up on Wikipedia. Or ANYTHING.

Sincerely,
Me.

So we have this colony world that was settled about a thousand years ago by (to simplify the plot greatly) a fundamentalist religious cult -- I mean, clearly it's more complicated, but that's the nutshell version. And what Weber's done is attempted to show that a great deal of time has passed by throwing random y's and h's into common English names. So ALL the characters have eyebleed-inducing names like Dynnys and Myllyr and Wyllym and Haarahld and (I think this is my personal favorite so far for its sheer gratuitousness) Ahdymsyn. (Well, Zherald Ahdymsyn if you want to be precise. God, I can't even type that.)

Adding to the amusement, names of places and deities and historical people (like, say, the Archangel Langhorne, one of the founders of the colony and the cult) have apparently survived with perfectly static pronunciation right down to the present day.

Maybe the early days of the colony saw a tragic shortage of vowels, and they had to make do with Y's. Poor people.
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[identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com 2009-12-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Whan that Aprille, Dhavydh Whybhyrh hath perced to the roote of that Dreadfulh Great Vowel Shift and bathed every veyne in swich licour of lahzy worldh bhuilding, Lorraine doth thinketh she couldeth also be making some quick cashh.

[identity profile] kriadydragon.livejournal.com 2009-12-09 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
I love it when you complain about books. It helps me know what to avoid in both the reading and writing world :D

This reminded me of something I read a long time ago, something an author said, begging other authors to stop butchering the English language and just call a horse a horse instead of a Hho'r'es... or something.

It also reminds me of when people try to write Carson's accent (which, yes, I've been guilty of, but I've since learned my lesson and stopped).
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[identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com 2009-12-09 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
All I want to know is

WHERE ARE THE DRAGONS?

*taps foot impatiently*

Worlds with too many y's always have an over-abundance of dragons. This is second only to the law of gravity.
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[identity profile] kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com 2009-12-09 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, that sounds horrible! D:

[identity profile] snarkydame.livejournal.com 2009-12-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
O_o Well. They can't all be Tolkien?
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[personal profile] ratcreature 2009-12-09 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wow that is worse even than the random alien apostrophe.
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[personal profile] aelfgyfu_mead 2009-12-09 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, the hilarity! My dear buddy Geffrey is laughing his head off. I don't know if I could read that book; I'd be stopping to crack up at every new name!
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[personal profile] aelfgyfu_mead 2009-12-09 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
A basic History of the English Language class would do wonders for this author, methinks.

[identity profile] greyias.livejournal.com 2009-12-09 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
My only response to that can be rendered as: D: D: D: D: D:
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[identity profile] lunabee34.livejournal.com 2009-12-09 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew it! The dragons with y's, naturally. LOL
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[personal profile] rydra_wong 2009-12-09 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely "Ahrnahld" is the Governator?

I have a mental image of Weber reflecting that it's such a cliche to make names science-fictional by adding gra'tu'it'ous ap'ostr'oph'es everywhere -- what, he wonders, would be an original and exciting approach to portraying linguistic differences? Thyn, yn yhdea strhykes hym ...
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[identity profile] kyuuketsukirui.livejournal.com 2009-12-09 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ack! D:

[identity profile] flingslass.livejournal.com 2009-12-13 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Gives me hope ;-)