Jimb didn't think anyone was taking this seriously. Correction, he knew for a fact no one was taking this seriously because the Earth wimbles didn't take anything seriously, the tree dwarves hated the hill dwarves, the Gnims had the attention span of a gnat and the gnomes kept trying to build stuff out of other stuff.
None of them cared for things like peaceful coexistence, law and order, thou shalt not kill, steal, usurp authority from appointed electives and poke people in the eye. They simply wanted to be, and wanted to "be" right this second before any form of peace and order had a chance to be established.
But when the gnomes started throwing together catapults out of wood and chewing gum for the dwarves, Jimb had had enough. It was time to break out the big guns.
"Listen, listen everyone!" But of course, they weren't listening. "Listen! If you follow these rules..." he sighed. "Then free honey beer for everyone!"
The assembly erupted in cheers, the gnomes stopped building the catapults, and peace and order was established.
You can't Top Free (G)
None of them cared for things like peaceful coexistence, law and order, thou shalt not kill, steal, usurp authority from appointed electives and poke people in the eye. They simply wanted to be, and wanted to "be" right this second before any form of peace and order had a chance to be established.
But when the gnomes started throwing together catapults out of wood and chewing gum for the dwarves, Jimb had had enough. It was time to break out the big guns.
"Listen, listen everyone!" But of course, they weren't listening. "Listen! If you follow these rules..." he sighed. "Then free honey beer for everyone!"
The assembly erupted in cheers, the gnomes stopped building the catapults, and peace and order was established.
The End