Only One Bed meme

[sholio]

Stolen / respectfully borrowed from rionaleonhart, a Tumblr meme now removed from its native ecosystem and repotted on DW [ETA: now tweaked a bit]:

Give me any two (or more) characters from a canon I’m familiar with, and I’ll tell you how they would cope in an ‘oh no, there’s only one bed’ scenario!

What you get might be anything from brief headcanons/thoughts to a small fic, depending on how much I have to say about those particular characters.

(Currently traveling, staying overnight on the road, would enjoy some fun distraction.)

Update: Based on how the comments are going, I edited the instructions slightly to hopefully bend the requests a little more towards characters from the same canon. (If you want two characters from different canons, feel free to ask for it - there are no wrong answers, it's very open-ended - but I'm really only going to be able to do headcanons for those, as I can't easily write crossovers, and I'm hoping for some of the other kind of prompts too!)

Comments

if anything amuses you here

[foxmoth]

- Corwin of Amber and EvS.
- Londo Mollari and Ward Meachum.
- Murderbot and Vir Cotto.

Re: if anything amuses you here

[sholio]

LOL

I mean, Murderbot doesn't actually sleep and wouldn't want the bed unless it was ordered into it (and honestly, probably wouldn't even accept then, unless it was trying to fake having a working governor module), and Vir is far too nice to order anyone to do anything they don't want to do, so Murderbot stands by the door staring at the wall all night marathoning a show, and Vir very nervously sleeps in the bed. XD

(If Vir has insomnia, he and Murderbot probably would enjoy watching a show together; he seems like a good viewing partner for that sort of thing.)

Re: if anything amuses you here

[aelfgyfu_mead]

Murderbot stands by the door staring at the wall all night marathoning a show, and Vir very nervously sleeps in the bed
Or Vir lies nervously in the bed trying to sleep!

Re: if anything amuses you here

[sholio]

I feel like Corwin and EvS are another of this cases where they'd both be too practical about the exigencies of the situation (old soldiers, etc) to really get too fussed about the details. (They'd both probably sleep with a dagger under their pillow, though.)

Re: if anything amuses you here

[sovay]

- Londo Mollari and Ward Meachum.

Oh, my God, the drama-off.