Yes, because I have nothing better to do ... (not)

[sholio]

Instead of actually getting writing done, I got sucked into cracked.com's archives. Some of it is fairly lame, but I keep running into bits that are absolutely killing me. Favorites so far: Five Superpowers from the Bible that Put Marvel and DC to Shame and The Seven Most Hilariously Mismatched Superhero Battles. EDIT: And also, The Six Worst Movies Hollywood Almost Made and 5 of the Most Absurd Superhero Origin Stories. I need to go to bed but I can't seem to stop ...