This has been a fascinating discussion.

I can totally see why you don't want to write We're Not Gay, We Just Love Each Other. I hate that trope while acknowledging its place in slash history (and also while acknowledging that I have read my share of Old School Slash and smarm that employs this trope, some of which I liked at the time).

But I don't think I've ever read anything you've written that has even a whiff of WNGWJLEO.