*folds like house of cards in a windstorm*

[sholio]

*hangs head* I went ahead and signed up for hc_bingo because I have NO WILLPOWER AT ALL.

disappearing	cages	driven to insanity	mutation	fever / delirium
de-age (mental)	ghosts and hauntings	wings (always there) *FILLED*	agoraphobia	fear of flying
captivity	arachnaphobia	WILD CARD	embarrassment	accidents
nervous breakdown	werewolves: accidental mating for life w/ inappropriate person	caught in a robbery	rape / recovery	bullet wounds
domestic abuse (emotional)	self-harm	alcoholism	undercover: having to participate in illegal / hurtful activity	fear of heights

... wow. Some of these are going to be hard for me. XD Actually, I think some of them might be damned near impossible, without tipping over into a level of woobification that is really, really hard for me to write.

The idea of trying to do some of these in SGA cracks me up utterly. (On the other hand, a few of them are made for it!)

Comments

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

Darn it, and I wanted something more like your card, with the traditional stuff and less of the crack! (Though I don't envy you the "character is shown the error of his ways" square. OH GOD, that trope!) Most of my squares aren't really inspiring me much at all.

[tielan]

Yeah, I'm dreading the "error of his ways" one. I'm wondering if you can be non-preachy about that in under 500 words.

...and I signed up for kink_bingo too.

Why yes, I am a sucker for punishment.

*goes back to writing the team's meeting with the Genii*

I'd suggest swapping bingo cards, but half the point IMO is to write outside the comfort zone...

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yeah, I thought about it for a nanosecond or so, but it is probably defeating the purpose to keep trying 'til you get a card you like. Besides, if I had yours I'd probably be complaining about the bullying and abuse and zombie squares anyway. *g*

Given how far along I got on Cliche Bingo, my odds of managing so much as a line of this one are probably not great, anyway.

[frith_in_thorns]

Yeah, I'm dreading the "error of his ways" one. I'm wondering if you can be non-preachy about that in under 500 words.

Don't we always need more post-Trinity fics? ;)

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Lemon chicken for everyone! \o/

[frith_in_thorns]

And shunning! You mustn't forget the shunning!

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

Having to live in the Atlantis sewers and "scrabbling about like a rat in the walls" still slays me. :D

... so how come no one ever writes post-Trinity fic about Ronon, in which the entire city shuns him for betraying Teyla's trust (in that "wtf, why does anyone CARE" way of post-Trinity fic), until he has to run off to Sateda and live off rats in the ruins until they all come to apologize? (Okay, I think I just realized why no one writes that -- because just the idea is horribly depressing!)

[frith_in_thorns]

...I am now going to write that fic. I SWEAR IT.

But it's going to be melodramatic. I haven't written melodrama for ages.

[friendshipper.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You need something rather off-the-wall that he's allergic to, so the mess can put it in every meal! (Avocados? Pocky? Cheese?)

[greyias.livejournal.com]

*innocent* Eggplant?

[frith_in_thorns]

It's done!

I HAVE LOST MY MIND!